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when you are drunk......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nicxx, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. nicxx

    nicxx Well-Known Member

    Difficult words to say when you are drunk......

    * Innovative
    * Preliminary
    * Proliferation

    Impossible words to say when you are drunk.....

    * Thanks, but not tonight darling
    * No, I dont want another drink
    * No Kebab for me, thanks
    * Sorry, but you are not quite good looking enough for me
    * Good evening officer

    ermx
     
  2. nicxx

    nicxx Well-Known Member

    Middle-aged woman comes home one day to find a letter from her husband, a Professor of Mathematics, as follows:

    "Darling, Thank you for many years of marriage. Regretfully, now that you and I are both 54 years old, I fell you can no longer fulfil all my needs. By the time you read this letter, I will be in a hotel in town with my 18 year old mistress. I will of course be back by midnight."



    Maths Professor duly returns at midnight, to find a note addressed to him from his wife:

    "Darling, Thank you for your thoughtful note. I too must confess that at your age you can no longer satisfy all MY needs, and by the time you read this, I will be in bed with an 18 year old. Being so good at Maths, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 far better than 54 goes into 18."
     
  3. dogbyte

    dogbyte In the Stop Bath

    Blimey whats going on this afternoon?
    Re the first post its all tooo easy to say "good consternoon afterble"
    Re the second post, can't quite remember the one liner about preferring two 18 year olds to one 36 year old; something like that

    Pete <font color=red>CRIPN</font color=blue>
     
  4. BigWill

    BigWill Gorgeous oversensitive Nikon-loving cream puff

    ........here's a bloody good one to try and say when you're sober! (erm will appreciate this being a former medical student) desoxyribonucleic acid. or DNA to you and me! Almost as good as that unpronouncable placename in Wales!

    BigWill


    <font color=blue>Someday Jeri Ryan will weaken!<font color=black>
     
  5. Chris Cool

    Chris Cool Retired

    ..."Llanfair-pwll-gwyngyll-gogerych wyrndrobwll-llantysilio-gogogoch"

    Chris [​IMG]
     
  6. BigWill

    BigWill Gorgeous oversensitive Nikon-loving cream puff

    .....that's the one Chris! Sounds like Peter (Parisian) clearing his throat before a good snotty spit!

    BigWill

    <font color=blue>Someday Jeri Ryan will weaken!<font color=black>
     
  7. nicxx

    nicxx Well-Known Member

    But you need to take the 's' out!

    How about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis?
    Pneumoconiosis for short:)

    ermx
     
  8. Done_rundleCams

    Done_rundleCams AP Forum Ambassador to Canada

    HAHAHAAHA

    Hi emrx,

    Luckily, I failed math.

    /img/wwwthreads/wink.gif

    Jack

    It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one is doing!/img/wwwthreads/wink.gif
     
  9. Done_rundleCams

    Done_rundleCams AP Forum Ambassador to Canada

    "..."Llanfair-pwll-gwyngyll-gogerych wyrndrobwll-llantysilio-gogogoch"

    Sure, that's easy for you to spell, Chris.

    BTW, I didn't realise that the Welsh language had so many -'s in it./img/wwwthreads/wink.gif

    /img/wwwthreads/smile.gif

    Jack

    It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one is doing!/img/wwwthreads/wink.gif
     
  10. nicxx

    nicxx Well-Known Member

    And English too?:)

    "emrx"
     
  11. Larry Shone

    Larry Shone Well-Known Member

    you mean Deoxyribonucleic Acid!
    And as for that place in Wales, Llanffairpoolywollygogogosh!

    [​IMG]FRIPN
     
  12. Done_rundleCams

    Done_rundleCams AP Forum Ambassador to Canada

    "And English too?:)

    "emrx"

    But, I did pass Dyslexia/img/wwwthreads/wink.gif.

    /img/wwwthreads/smile.gif

    Jack

    It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one is doing!/img/wwwthreads/wink.gif
     
  13. Lounge_Lizard

    Lounge_Lizard Well-Known Member

    I bet you are real hoot with a drink inside you Nics.

    David
     
  14. Tommy

    Tommy Well-Known Member

    I'm stone cold sober and having trouble with most of those! /img/wwwthreads/wink.gif

    It's not the size of your lens that matters; it's the depth of your field!
    tommy FRIPN
     
  15. Done_rundleCams

    Done_rundleCams AP Forum Ambassador to Canada

    when you are drunk.." I'm stone cold sober..

    ...and you're admitting to this, Tommy???/img/wwwthreads/wink.gif????

    /img/wwwthreads/smile.gif

    Jack

    It's amazing what one can do when one doesn't know what one is doing!/img/wwwthreads/wink.gif
     

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