Hate to disappoint you all, but it's the Pugh twins that were firemen.

 

Skew, spew, barmy hairdo, racist, bigot and slob.

 

They were all firemen, the last being Grubb.

 

Yes I suspect he is. There will be quite a few out there who don't recognise the names of Putin or Xi, yet will have heard many Gaffs by Trump.
Your point is also relevant of course we can trust Putin & Xi to be less than supportive of Western wellbeing.

 

Yes, alright, but who held whose hose? Or should that be; 'Hugh's hose'? Oh, dear, it's all so terribly confusing for someone of my age.

 

I think they all stood in a line and... oh, let me think...

 

Weren't some of the problems caused by fork handles?

 

Was that just before they were arrested for holding each others hoses?

 

Yep! That would be right. Let me shake your hand young man. Hehe!

 

Just one more case for PC McGarry - number 452, M'Lud!

 

He could be in for a busy day...