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Three word slogans...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Andrew Flannigan, Mar 29, 2021.

  1. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    Annoyed by the current tory mania for these, my wife and I were thinking of a few new ones, which better reflect their reality...

    I'm effing thick.
    It's a lie.
    Don't believe it!
    Cockups are us!
    Any more suggestions?

     
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  2. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Beans means farts?
     
  3. LesleySM

    LesleySM Well-Known Member

    Not three word but a few years ago the Trust I worked for came up with five words as a logo that they thought embodied their core values. Spent a fortune on relabelling everything

    We get to the departmental Xmas breakfast and the manager has a quiz and yes one question was "What are the Trusts core values?"

    I stood up and said "Care, respect, achievement, pride, innovation"

    She said "Well done! How do you remember them?" Then she realised

    They'd employed branding consultants etc at serious money and not one of them had worked out the quickest way to remember all five was "They're crapi"
     
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  4. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    Johnson only needs a two-word slogan: Bodgit Boris.
     
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  5. Learning

    Learning Ethelred the Ill-Named

    Lesley, we got ahead of you.It was funnier with the implied, rather than explicit. punchline.
     
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  6. Learning

    Learning Ethelred the Ill-Named

    Full marks for alliteration.
     
  7. proseak

    proseak Well-Known Member

    Break Britain Now!
     
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  8. LesleySM

    LesleySM Well-Known Member

    Which makes you all smarter than the branding consultants on £500k+
     
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  9. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Balance our budget
    Die at home
    We don't care
     
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  10. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    I 'liked' it, but I don't 'like' it!
     
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  11. Ascu75 AKA Don Wood

    Ascu75 AKA Don Wood Well-Known Member

    Boris tells lies
     
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  12. Derek W

    Derek W Well-Known Member

    I'll just leave this here......


    Silly Numpty Party
     
  13. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Screw
    You
    Etonians
     
  14. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Bankers
    and
    W.....s
     
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  15. gray1720

    gray1720 Well-Known Member

    Get Bozo Done.
    (I'm tempted to interpret that in a veterinary fashion)
     
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  16. Footloose

    Footloose Well-Known Member

    In one of the episodes in the TV series 'The Great', they showed a 'nice' rusty pair of these implements being snapped open and closed! That was definitely a leg-crossing experience!
     
  17. gray1720

    gray1720 Well-Known Member

    Ah, Burdizzos! If you've ever seen them, used, you'll know the critter concerned takes a while to get on their feet again, and has a very unsteady gait, afterwards!
     
  18. Footloose

    Footloose Well-Known Member

    I'm alright Jack
    Couldn't care less
    Not me, gov - or should that be Gove?
     
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  19. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    No, surely given the number of times we, the people, hand power back to Etonians, it has to be:

    Voters Are Dumb.

    Can't blame them for us choosing them.
     
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  20. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Know your place
    Question nothing
    Protect our Parliament
     

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