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The sort of speech one gives after a too liquid lunch?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Learning, Nov 22, 2021.

  1. WillieJ

    WillieJ Well-Known Member

    Nor would you.
     
  2. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    So we are all agreed? Let's raise a glass! :D
     
  3. Learning

    Learning Ethelred the Ill-Named

    What am I about to agree? I have about a third of a glass of Saint Emilion left over from dinner and will raise a glass if I still agree:D'
    I'll raise it soon anyway. There's nowt to save.
     
  4. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    I think we all agree that anything the Milibands say is not to be taken at face value, or summat like that.
     
  5. peterba

    peterba Well-Known Member

    You were about to agree that the long-term effect of Thatcherism has resulted in the ruination of the UK, and that capitalism needs to be destroyed, before it destroys the human race.
     
  6. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    Have you been drinking?
     
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  7. peterba

    peterba Well-Known Member

    No - not a drop. But - by his own admission - HE has. So I thought I'd secure 'agreement', while he's off his head. :D
     
  8. Learning

    Learning Ethelred the Ill-Named

    No definitely not that.
    I don't know about Peter, but obviously for me to have a third of a glass left over, I have been drinking. Some of the bottle went into the cooking.

    I am not off my head. I never open a second bottle even when a lot of plonk goes into the cooking.
    So to what am I invited to raise a glass.
     
  9. peterba

    peterba Well-Known Member

    So, you say that you "don't know" about me... despite quoting my post, in which I said "No - not a drop". :confused: Maybe you are off your head, after all. ;) :p :D
     
  10. Learning

    Learning Ethelred the Ill-Named

    Please accept my apologies. I am not off my head but had bet not keep diggng.
     
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  11. peterba

    peterba Well-Known Member

    Maybe not the best typing ever, but I get your point! :)
     
  12. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    Is typing under the influence an endorsable offence?
     
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  13. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Like tripeing?
     
  14. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    Something I have no stomach for.
     
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  15. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    That's offal, you have my sympathy.
     
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  16. SXH

    SXH Well-Known Member

    Now, now chaps. Liver'n' let live...
     
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  17. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    That's a fitting end to such a bilious discourse.
     
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  18. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    Haud yer tongue lad.
     
  19. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Use your brain!
     
  20. WillieJ

    WillieJ Well-Known Member

    Ah kidney disagree.
     
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