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The last one to post wins part II

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Benchista, Jan 3, 2014.

  1. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    . . . .and yet, before the first bites took off his toes, he managed to croak, "Eh?"
     
  2. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    and that's when our story really begins
     
  3. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    but comes to an abrupt (and rather painful) ending when the beasts began chewing on his vitals. AAaaaaaargh!
     
  4. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    "No, no, no" said the Keeper of the Beasts, "You can't be eating vitals on a Wednesday. Vitals are a Thursday night treat. Now we'll have to start again."
     
  5. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    now where was I
     
  6. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Loss of his vitals had somewhat disoriented him, but his google maps app soon had him heading to nirvana.
     
  7. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    or was it in search of banana
     
  8. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    but Nirvana would not be reached until Manana and by that time it was Thursday so vitals were back on the menu for the beasts. . . .
     
  9. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    But lo, there were no more victims with vitals left. The beasts were without vitals or victuals. And would surely starve. To death. No more to terrorize the neighbourhood.
     
  10. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Having starved, the beasts littered the pit, but from their filthy matted hair emerged an army of parasitical fleas led by the Chieftain of the Fleas, 'Cromwell the Scratchy' who led his 'New Model Flea Army' up and over the walls of the pit, out into the world there to spread disease and pestilence across all nations until all human and animal forms became extinct, and having eaten every earthly plant the fleas themselves all perished from hunger and there was no life left. The End!
     
  11. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    The novelist put down his pen and sighed. He really needed a more positive ending; his editor would never go for this. Time to think again.
     
  12. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    However, luck was on his side. The Editor had been arrested that very morning in connection with the newspaper's illegal activities in respect of phone-tapping, and thus he was free to let his imagination run riot and so concocted another five thousand word article of which not one sentence had a scintilla of truth contained anywhere within it. It was another of his sensational 'scoops', and guaranteed sell-out sales the next morning. "Oh," he thought, Rupert will be so pleased."
     
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  13. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    But Rupert wasn't pleased. Rupert had had a change of heart and had decided that from now on only truthful, fair and unbiased actual news would appear in his newspapers and televisual channels. Hell froze over.
     
  14. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    and his vitals were the first bits of him to freeze solid. Eeeurgh!
     
  15. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Poor Jerry
     
  16. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Alas the story came to its final conclusion.
     
  17. beatnik69

    beatnik69 Well-Known Member

    but we were all left none the wiser.
     
  18. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    and even less sagacious.
     
  19. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    Which left Rupert in a quandary because having had such a large part in the general dumbing down of the world's population he now realised there was nobody left capable of reading. He would have to start a school.
     
  20. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Nonetheless his initial imperative was how to defrost his vitals. It would not be an easy task for the temperature had slipped down to 50 degrees below and, worse still, The Sun was but a far distant memory.
     

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