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The last one to post wins part II

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Benchista, Jan 3, 2014.

  1. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    with "Sugar Sugar" playing on the wireless quietly in the background
     
  2. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Underneath the Archies...
     
  3. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    Rinder slid to the floor, scattering sequins as his lower lip wobbled.

    "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..." he warbled to himself
     
  4. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    What becomes of the broken hearted
     
  5. Trannifan

    Trannifan Well-Known Member

    They keep threads like this running long past their kill-by point?


    Lynn
     
  6. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Which nobody could agree on, so it wandered aimlessly in a sea of heartbreak, swaying to an unchained melody and ultimately down the dustpipe.
     
  7. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    If not for you, this would not have run For the longest time. However Me and Mrs Jones continue to spend a Happy hour or two Looking through the windows
     
  8. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    As dawn broke, the promise of renewed hope and expectation gave a dispirited Anneka a sense of fresh vigour and impetus. "Today", she thought brightly, "I forsee good times ahead, and with luck I may finally be able to shake off that dreadful pervert of a BBC cameraman who is forever focussing on my posterior." And with that hope in mind, she began to run in the direction of....
     
  9. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    A dilapidated old pile that she believed held the secret.

    But he didn't and the ruined castle was no more help, so back to the copter she thought and another dash in the direction of...
     
  10. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

  11. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    Nothing like a splash about in the Piddle to reinvigorate a dead plotline
     
  12. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    or in this case
     
  13. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    A piddle about in a helicopter. She asked the pilot if he needed any help with his collective, but he said she could have a hold of his cyclic if she wished.
     
  14. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    But all this made her think of Jeremy Clarkson stood in all of his nakedness doing helicopter impressions
     
  15. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    sadly his joystick was permanently damaged due to many years of "flying solo" and hung withered and weathered.
     
  16. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    At the same time, somewhere in the Cotswolds, Clarksons ex wife was shopping in Waitrose. Supplies were running low and as she looked at the last scraggly looking chicken on the shelf, she thought to herself, "ahhh that looks familiar" . She bought it anyway, her intention to hack it to bits with a knife for old times sake
     
  17. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Maybe, she thought , if I get enough practice
     
  18. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    I can become a mohel
     
  19. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    or even
     
  20. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    A mohican
     

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