Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Benchista, Jan 3, 2014.
with "Sugar Sugar" playing on the wireless quietly in the background
Underneath the Archies...
Rinder slid to the floor, scattering sequins as his lower lip wobbled.
"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..." he warbled to himself
What becomes of the broken hearted
They keep threads like this running long past their kill-by point?
Which nobody could agree on, so it wandered aimlessly in a sea of heartbreak, swaying to an unchained melody and ultimately down the dustpipe.
If not for you, this would not have run For the longest time. However Me and Mrs Jones continue to spend a Happy hour or two Looking through the windows
As dawn broke, the promise of renewed hope and expectation gave a dispirited Anneka a sense of fresh vigour and impetus. "Today", she thought brightly, "I forsee good times ahead, and with luck I may finally be able to shake off that dreadful pervert of a BBC cameraman who is forever focussing on my posterior." And with that hope in mind, she began to run in the direction of....
A dilapidated old pile that she believed held the secret.
But he didn't and the ruined castle was no more help, so back to the copter she thought and another dash in the direction of...
Nothing like a splash about in the Piddle to reinvigorate a dead plotline
or in this case
A piddle about in a helicopter. She asked the pilot if he needed any help with his collective, but he said she could have a hold of his cyclic if she wished.
But all this made her think of Jeremy Clarkson stood in all of his nakedness doing helicopter impressions
sadly his joystick was permanently damaged due to many years of "flying solo" and hung withered and weathered.
At the same time, somewhere in the Cotswolds, Clarksons ex wife was shopping in Waitrose. Supplies were running low and as she looked at the last scraggly looking chicken on the shelf, she thought to herself, "ahhh that looks familiar" . She bought it anyway, her intention to hack it to bits with a knife for old times sake
Maybe, she thought , if I get enough practice
I can become a mohel
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