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The last one to post wins part II

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Benchista, Jan 3, 2014.

  1. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    ...involving a SD card adapter, a lucky sprig of heather and a stick of rock with "present from Margate" all the way through it.
     
  2. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    "This requires a Sherlock Holmes", concluded May and sure enough a character somewhere between Basil Rathbone and Benedict Cumberbatch appeared from behind a bush at that very moment. "Elementary" said the sleuth. All is clear to me. We seek a gypsy with a vacant USB port and sand in her shoes. Can't be too many of them around....
     
  3. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    and he was right
     
  4. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    For at that moment a canary coloured cart trundled round the bend, driven by a Romany with strangely webbed hands...
     
  5. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    and even more unusually feet that were in fact talons
     
  6. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Which for a toad was unusual to say the least.
     
  7. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Not when you were brought up Chernobyl thought the 2 headed fish
     
  8. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    however three seconds later tragedy struck
     
  9. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Jeremy Clarkson was to appear in front of Judge Rinder.
     
  10. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    In a pas de deux with added sequins and fleckerls.
     
  11. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Ooooo, look at you he cooed
     
  12. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Rinder replied
     
  13. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    "Guilty, mind your fingers." As Clarkson was led away down the steps to the cells he could be heard loudly protesting: "That judge is corrupt and, what's more, he's a bloody kraut!" There was then a loud clang of a heavy iron door being slammed followed by blissful silence. Judge Rinder gave a quiet smile of satisfaction before....
     
  14. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    donning his outfit and doing a quick flamenco
     
  15. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    before shuddering to halt and exclaiming "Gosh darned it, I forgot to ask him...what WAS the point of that Amazon firestick advert?"
     
  16. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    To which voices off cried "Yes we didn't understand what the hell it was either". Then Goodmanly tones interjected "But he did give it some wellie".
     
  17. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    "Unfortunately", said Rinder, with regret in his voice, "he failed to slip and fall - but we live in hope." And then began to sing:
    "There'll be bluebirds over
    The white cliffs of Dover,
    Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
    I'll never forget the people I met
    Braving those angry skies
    I remember well as the shadows fell
    The light of hope in their eyes
    And though I'm far away I still can hear them say
    Thumb's up
    For when the dawn comes up
    There'll be bluebirds over
    The white cliffs of Dover,
    Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
    There'll be love and laughter
    And peace ever after.
    Tomorrow, when the world is free
    The shepherd will tend his sheep.
    The valley will bloom again.
    And Jeremy C. will go to sleep
    In his own little cell again.

    There'll be bluebirds over
    The white cliffs of Dover,
    Tmorrow, just you wait and see.

    There'll be bluebirds over
    The white cliffs of Dover,
    Tomorrow, just you wait and see.. .


    The End
     
  18. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I thought it wasn't over until the fat lady sings, and you ain't no lady, dunno about fat tho', said Goodman
     
  19. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    A jibe that Rinder ignored since he was making eyes at Bruno in expectation of a 9 at least.
     
  20. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    At which point came the growl "You're fired"
     

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