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The Art Collector's Wife

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Done_rundleCams, Oct 31, 2020.

  1. Done_rundleCams

    Done_rundleCams AP Forum Ambassador to Canada

    The Art Collector's Wife

    A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

    "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

    The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Let's hear the good news first."

    The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

    Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

    The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary".

    :D

    Cheers,
    Jack
     
  2. ascu75

    ascu75 Well-Known Member

    Lol that made me smile :)
     
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  3. Malcolm_Stewart

    Malcolm_Stewart Well-Known Member

    Wicked...!
     
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  4. AndyTake2

    AndyTake2 Well-Known Member

    Made me and Mrs T laugh.:)
     
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