Some of these can be quite amusing, let's hear some of your favourites, here's a few to start with Smart fella > fart smeller Weather forecast > feather war cast Bearing up under the strain > straining up under the bear -or- Staring up under the brain? Dear old Queen > Queer old dean Keen as mustard > mean as custard Block of flats > flock of bats
It is deliberate rather than a spoonerism but in our household we use chish&fips when discussing whether to get a take-away.
^ When I was a kid, we would sometimes stop at a fish & chip shop in Leatherhead called Chish & Fips if we were heading home late and dad didn't want mum to be up late cooking dinner
Not him either. It was a fave of that early morning DJ Ray Moore, who died of throat cancer way back. He had several others. Whoops too late on the button there.