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Silly spoonerisms

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Jul 3, 2020.

  1. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Some of these can be quite amusing, let's hear some of your favourites, here's a few to start with

    Smart fella > fart smeller
    Weather forecast > feather war cast
    Bearing up under the strain > straining up under the bear -or- Staring up under the brain?
    Dear old Queen > Queer old dean
    Keen as mustard > mean as custard
    Block of flats > flock of bats
     
  2. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Fast car - cast far
     
  3. IvorETower

    IvorETower Little Buttercup

    Does Gatport Airwick fall into this category?
     
  4. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    It is deliberate rather than a spoonerism but in our household we use chish&fips when discussing whether to get a take-away.
     
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  5. IvorETower

    IvorETower Little Buttercup

    ^
    When I was a kid, we would sometimes stop at a fish & chip shop in Leatherhead called Chish & Fips if we were heading home late and dad didn't want mum to be up late cooking dinner
     
  6. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Another Terry Wogan fan?
     
  7. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    Nothing to do with Wogan, we were using the term before he was, along with a few others.
     
  8. DaveM399

    DaveM399 Well-Known Member

    What about Betty Swallocks and Mary Hinge?
     
  9. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    At farce
     
  10. Petrochemist

    Petrochemist Well-Known Member

    I've always been keen on 'Flutter bys' but I rarely manage to photograph them well.
     
  11. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    That is because they flutter by!
     
  12. IvorETower

    IvorETower Little Buttercup

    It was actually the late, great, under-rated Ray Moore who I first heard using this reference
     
  13. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    We won't mention Kenney Everett's trick played by the god of love
     
  14. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Not him either. It was a fave of that early morning DJ Ray Moore, who died of throat cancer way back. He had several others.

    Whoops too late on the button there.
     
  15. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Or Cupid Stunt and Mary Hinge.
     
  16. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    But that was all in the best possible taste!
     
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  17. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    Shining wit
     
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  18. Craig20264

    Craig20264 Well-Known Member

    Chuck Fickins
     
  19. David Loxley

    David Loxley Well-Known Member

    cooking fat
     
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  20. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Bad news on October 28

    Clocks go back
     
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