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Reasons to be Cheerful.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MJB, Mar 14, 2019.

  1. John Farrell

    John Farrell Well-Known Member

    The parcel arrived today. It was carried by a courier owned by NZ Post, and delivered by the postie. The website "estimated delivery" was never going to happen - we don't have a postal delivery on Mondays (or Wednesdays, or Fridays...)
     
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  2. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    We had one in a right quandary. He had arrived early but was required to take a picture of it "delivered" inside his time-slot. It seems stupid penalising them for being a few minutes early! I know the purpose of time-slots is so that people can arrange to be in but even so.
     
  3. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    Falatious accuracy. You that you can deliver within a fixed time and then blame the underpaid driver because s/he can't keep to your imaginary friend's timings... :confused:
     
  4. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Haha! Nearly a tricky misspelling there. It's fallacious. ;)
     
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  5. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    My sister sent me an advent calendar of different teas. Just had 1st December. A blood orange flavoured rooibos tea. Happy to say it is delicious!
     
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  6. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    No, he was just telling us it sucks.
     
  7. John Farrell

    John Farrell Well-Known Member

    Wouldn't that be fellatious?
     
  8. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    That's a bit of a mouth full.
     
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  9. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    No point in being subtle here, is there?

    RTBC
    After about 10 years. the battery in hubby's Casio calculator finally gave up. I was amazed to find I actually had the right battery replacement in my magic box of tricks. Managed to unscrew the tiny screw on the back and replace the battery. By the way, I must do some experiments to find out something. Is the tiny screwdriver magnetic? Or was the screw? Very handy the screw staying on the screwdriver head until put back in.
     
  10. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    I bet you don't hear that phrase that often.;)
     
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  11. gray1720

    gray1720 Well-Known Member

    What is this "Subtle" of which you speak?
     
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  12. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    it is a type of onion.
     
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  13. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Magnetic screwdrives are quite common now, especially the smaller sizes, it makes things a lot easier, unless you have brass screws!
     
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  14. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Having suffered all day yesterday and most of today with a migraine, in desperation I took a mug of a Chinese lemongrass tisane which I get from my Thai cafe. I don't think the Chinese connect those two - lemon and grass - into one plant, because the result is magic! Clear head and definitely feel good now. Ha!
     
  15. retrofit

    retrofit Well-Known Member

    cyberpunk2077 for any gamers out there?
     
  16. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    I'm still laughing now.

    I have just had a consultation with my surgeon on Zoom. As the meeting closed he said there was just one more thing. That was to tell me that I wasn't allowed to do any housework for at least 3 months. I laughed and told him I'd tell my wife. He said he thought my wife was present with me as he saw her name on the screen (I was just using her zoom account). She wasn't here, but he tried his best for me!
     
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  17. AndyTake2

    AndyTake2 Well-Known Member

    Don't have enough money to pay my water bill.
    Told Anglian Water I was just on disability benefits.

    They emailed back and said don't stress about it - I can have until February to sort it.:) That's a bit less stress.
     
  18. daft_biker

    daft_biker Action Man!

    13 dogs walked over 6 walks today...busiest day I've had:).
     
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  19. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Must have felt a bit creepy if he wanted to have a look! Sorry, just me giggling.
     
  20. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    He didn't want to have a look. Not that he had any choice when I dropped my pants.:eek:








    Not really.
     
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