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Punny Opportunity

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Geren, Jun 2, 2021.

  1. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I suppose they will eventually ketchup
     
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  2. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    Repetition!
     
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  3. Derek W

    Derek W Well-Known Member

    I have heard from a reliable sauce that the road is now open again
     
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  4. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Who told you that? Basil?
     
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  5. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    It's funny how that road looks all red and yet all pastey at the same time.
     
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  6. ascu75

    ascu75 Well-Known Member

    :confused: I don’t find this in any way funny Saucy yes funny no :p
     
  7. Derek W

    Derek W Well-Known Member

    Is that the same Basil who had his plums chopped?
     
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  8. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Only after they had been sun ripened
     
  9. WillieJ

    WillieJ Well-Known Member

    If only he'd been concentrating.
     
  10. WillieJ

    WillieJ Well-Known Member

    Does anyone still sell tomatoes by the Punnet?
     
  11. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    One or two. I heard it on the grape vine.
     
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  12. daft_biker

    daft_biker Action Man!

    You guys are crushing this.
     
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  13. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    You can almost hear the canned laughter at the puns
     
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  14. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    I wonder what the capacity of that was? Presumably more than a ten tin truck.
     
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  15. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    At first I thought it was a case of road ragu, drivers seeing red.
     
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  16. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    Now I suppose juicetice will be meated out in a bolognese.
     
  17. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    The thing nobody thinks about with RTCs is the amount of money they cause to be lost. That's dough that is much kneaded in the local restaurants, for example.

    There was a Calzone specialist restaurant, but it folded.
     
  18. daft_biker

    daft_biker Action Man!

    This thread has ripened in the evening sun.
     
  19. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Flushed and plump?
     
  20. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    I don't know, some of the puns could be butter.
     

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