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Punny Opportunity

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Geren, Jun 2, 2021.

  1. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

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  2. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    Pipped me to it.
     
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  3. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Listening to Pulp on the stereo?
     
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  4. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Plum trucked out.
    Bloody Mary was furious.
     
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  5. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Hope you didn’t miss your salsa lesson
     
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  6. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Puree outrage.
     
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  7. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    She was definitely seeing red.
     
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  8. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    I guess the police will be sieving through the evidence now.
     
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  9. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    I suppose the police will by Huntingdon the culprit
     
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  10. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    They'll certianly not want to be distracted - for that kind of work you need to concentrate!
     
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  11. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    Soup-er puns.
     
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  12. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    it juice isn't good enough
     
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  13. Petrochemist

    Petrochemist Well-Known Member

    At least the offender was caught red handed.
     
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  14. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    Cocktails anybody?
     
  15. Derek W

    Derek W Well-Known Member

    Olive wasn't happy either, oil be back when I can think of some puns
     
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  16. WillieJ

    WillieJ Well-Known Member

    Traffic could still Passata pinch.
     
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  17. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    One things for sure, it'll take some topping.
     
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  18. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    You looking for a pizza the action?
     
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  19. SXH

    SXH Well-Known Member

    Dream on...


    always ready to lower the tone ;)
     
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  20. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    They must be Kettering for a crowd, though I think they've got a sauce closing the road.
     
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