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Pundits

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Oct 31, 2010.

  1. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Wonder if I can cel-er-y nuff to make 'er 'appy?
     
  2. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    I yam what I yam
     
  3. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Ouch!

    better than being a gooseberry.
     
  4. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    better still - one raspberry coming up! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  5. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    well that was a turnip for the books. Did I mention Dad's vasectomy...you know Pa'snip but he was from scandanavia...yeah he was a swede. However he met a girl in Brussels and he courgetted her til they were married. They produced three off-spring onions so he needed abig celery to be able to support them instead he only had a few peas every week it wouldn't have bean enough so he received an apple lication form for benefits. Fortunately he didn't have to gourd his loins and get on his bike to look for work, though as he was as cool as a cucumber he'd have bean fine and not at all st(r)ingy with it.


    Please tell me that's enough and change topic....
     
  6. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    a happy pear who didn't give a fig or leave mushroom for further comment - but a sage suggests tomarrow for something new and corn-y :)
     
  7. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Why don't you pick one David?
     
  8. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    cars.
    Pity I can't af-ford to join in
     
  9. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    have you seen that daim ler-king over there?
     
  10. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Rover where?
     
  11. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    the LA-di-DA one over there
     
  12. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Have you been courtin' her long, or is she just an escort?
     
  13. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    she might look dodge-y but is graceful as a buick swan
     
  14. spangler

    spangler Well-Known Member

    The food was so awful I didn't know if I was eating lamb or guinea fowl!

    Andrew
     
  15. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I did it ferr 'ari.
     
  16. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    a real trooper
     
  17. Kettering_Jeremy

    Kettering_Jeremy Well-Known Member

    Looks kinda cute under the bonnet though.

    Mind you, looks can be deceiving, she's probably a real tigra, unlike her mum who's a real cougar.

    Either way she's probably a fine pick-up. Don't take any truck from her or you'll have to dumper.
     
  18. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    smart move or not who knows but (in northern irish accent) she's a qashquai (cash cow :D)
     
  19. spangler

    spangler Well-Known Member

    What the vaux all this about? It shouldn't be Allard, it makes me spit fire.

    Pip pip! Andrew
     
  20. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    A Triumph! she's Reliant so Tata :D
     

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