Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Oct 31, 2010.
Wonder if I can cel-er-y nuff to make 'er 'appy?
I yam what I yam
better than being a gooseberry.
better still - one raspberry coming up! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
well that was a turnip for the books. Did I mention Dad's vasectomy...you know Pa'snip but he was from scandanavia...yeah he was a swede. However he met a girl in Brussels and he courgetted her til they were married. They produced three off-spring onions so he needed abig celery to be able to support them instead he only had a few peas every week it wouldn't have bean enough so he received an apple lication form for benefits. Fortunately he didn't have to gourd his loins and get on his bike to look for work, though as he was as cool as a cucumber he'd have bean fine and not at all st(r)ingy with it.
Please tell me that's enough and change topic....
a happy pear who didn't give a fig or leave mushroom for further comment - but a sage suggests tomarrow for something new and corn-y
Why don't you pick one David?
Pity I can't af-ford to join in
have you seen that daim ler-king over there?
the LA-di-DA one over there
Have you been courtin' her long, or is she just an escort?
she might look dodge-y but is graceful as a buick swan
The food was so awful I didn't know if I was eating lamb or guinea fowl!
I did it ferr 'ari.
a real trooper
Looks kinda cute under the bonnet though.
Mind you, looks can be deceiving, she's probably a real tigra, unlike her mum who's a real cougar.
Either way she's probably a fine pick-up. Don't take any truck from her or you'll have to dumper.
smart move or not who knows but (in northern irish accent) she's a qashquai (cash cow )
What the vaux all this about? It shouldn't be Allard, it makes me spit fire.
Pip pip! Andrew
A Triumph! she's Reliant so Tata
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