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Pundits

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Oct 31, 2010.

  1. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    shrikes! this is getting auk-ward now
     
  2. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Seems like her-on the previous post finds things hard to swallow.
     
  3. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    that and the price of petrel
     
  4. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Hadn't better drink any more this evening, don't want to have to use the night jar.
     
  5. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    If someone's keeping a record of all these, they'd avocet.
     
  6. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Why don't you fall down a deep ori-ole.
     
  7. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    Because the chances are that the ori'ole would be too narrow to swallow me.
     
  8. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Yeah, quite a wren-ch. By the way are you always this cross bill?
     
  9. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    If some grouse were to organise a party, they would find it hard to cap a ceilidh.
     
  10. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    no more for me, I'm Ful mar.
     
  11. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Seems like the birds are going off song, probably time to change subject, let's try fruit and veg.

    Lettuce see what we can turn ip.
     
  12. Cuthbert

    Cuthbert Well-Known Member

    Mangoes into a pub.

    "Sorry, we don't serve food in here", says the barman.
     
  13. spangler

    spangler Well-Known Member

    Phoned for a taxi last night, it took the cabbages to arrive. In the endive been quicker walking.

    Andrew
     
  14. Cuthbert

    Cuthbert Well-Known Member

    Went to a gallery and saw pictures of Saint Stephen and Saint Sebastian.

    The artist had painted tomatoes.
     
  15. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    You deserve carrott-ing for that
     
  16. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I'll see if I can orange it.
     
  17. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    Lettuce see how long we can spinach fruit'n'veg out...
     
  18. Kettering_Jeremy

    Kettering_Jeremy Well-Known Member

    Bean reading this for so long.... that I really need to go and take a leek, and have a pea now!
     
  19. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    You've a brassica neck making us spud up with all this nonsense. You should be bananaed from the forum for such navel gazing
     
  20. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    look at that man -go!

    oh we've already had that, am right peas -ed off now

    oh no beet-en to it again!
     

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