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Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Oct 31, 2010.

  1. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    ..hope he doesn't become an old grouse then
  2. Cuthbert

    Cuthbert Well-Known Member


  3. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    well stone the crows so he has!
  4. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    It's all parrot of the system.

    Or so some silly budger igor says.
  5. Rustyknight

    Rustyknight Well-Known Member

    With puns that bad, I'll have to get up very early if oi's to catch ya.....
  6. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    hah toucan play at that game!
  7. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    I don't want to ruffle anybody's feathers but will someone please translate the foregoing as I only speak pigeon English.
  8. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I bet the urologist has seen a cock a too in his time
  9. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    aka fly-catcher :D
  10. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Bit rough here yesterday, spent the night-in-gale force winds.
  11. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Were you blown in from Turkey or that place next to Germany...Ostrich I think in the native tongue..
  12. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    I'm told I come from cloud cuckoo land
  13. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    So you're a Guinea Fowl are you....I'll have to watch you don't skua me with your beak.
    By the way have you seen Albert Ross on your wanderings
  14. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    I quail at the very thought, he's nobbut a great crested tit
  15. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I don't Avocet of false teeth, and I always keep me capon.
  16. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Down on the farm I said to her, can you hold my cock and pullet? ;)
  17. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    So did she goose you?
  18. MickLL

    MickLL In the Stop Bath

    Calling time are we? I'll ring the Bar bel.

  19. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    I reckon she probably set her legal eagles onto him or just told him to buzzard off.
  20. Kettering_Jeremy

    Kettering_Jeremy Well-Known Member

    being dyslexic she maybe gave it a stork.

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