Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Oct 31, 2010.
..hope he doesn't become an old grouse then
well stone the crows so he has!
It's all parrot of the system.
Or so some silly budger igor says.
With puns that bad, I'll have to get up very early if oi's to catch ya.....
hah toucan play at that game!
I don't want to ruffle anybody's feathers but will someone please translate the foregoing as I only speak pigeon English.
I bet the urologist has seen a cock a too in his time
Bit rough here yesterday, spent the night-in-gale force winds.
Were you blown in from Turkey or that place next to Germany...Ostrich I think in the native tongue..
I'm told I come from cloud cuckoo land
So you're a Guinea Fowl are you....I'll have to watch you don't skua me with your beak.
By the way have you seen Albert Ross on your wanderings
I quail at the very thought, he's nobbut a great crested tit
I don't Avocet of false teeth, and I always keep me capon.
Down on the farm I said to her, can you hold my cock and pullet?
So did she goose you?
Calling time are we? I'll ring the Bar bel.
I reckon she probably set her legal eagles onto him or just told him to buzzard off.
being dyslexic she maybe gave it a stork.
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