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Pundits

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Oct 31, 2010.

  1. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I see I'll have to keep an eagle eye on you lot. I'm not as gull ible as you think.
     
  2. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Lyre! :rolleyes:
     
  3. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    Wren did we swap to birds? There'S WAN or two fishy ones left!
     
  4. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    I'm pigeon well puffin trying to keep up
     
  5. Kettering_Jeremy

    Kettering_Jeremy Well-Known Member

    As our vicar says just before kneeling .... Let Osprey!
     
  6. Rustyknight

    Rustyknight Well-Known Member

    I hear his wife had to go to the doctor recently because she's got thrush..... :eek:
     
  7. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Ruined his sex life ...no wagtail :eek: :eek:
     
  8. Rustyknight

    Rustyknight Well-Known Member

    When he asked her how he was going to stir his morning cup of tea, she replied "You'll have to use a Spoon Bill".
     
  9. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    He tried to harrier up but she told him to go fly a kite.
    Kestr we'el never know the outcome
     
  10. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Not a haddock then... oh, sorry, forgot we've moved on from kin'fishers. ;)
     
  11. Rustyknight

    Rustyknight Well-Known Member

    Stop all yer 'uffin and puffin and let someone else have a flamin' go....
     
  12. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Stop yer 'owlin...no-one's robin you of the ospreytunity to provide more goes in this game cock
     
  13. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I see you're all chaffinch at the bit for some skylark-ing
     
  14. Cuthbert

    Cuthbert Well-Known Member

    My neighbour heard me complaining too vociferously about the quality of some of these puns...

    Cor! m' rant was a bit too loud there!
     
  15. spangler

    spangler Well-Known Member

    So I asked him how I'd recognise her car. "Cos the birds a paradise hanging from her mirror" came the reply.

    Pip pip! Andrew
     
  16. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    anyone fancy a pint of woodpeckers?
     
  17. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    or Swan lager? Maybe Tawny Owl port or even Old CrippleCock scrumpy.
     
  18. turbulentwheat

    turbulentwheat Well-Known Member

    speckled hen as well!
     
  19. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Is that you humming, bird? didn't know it was your tern!
     
  20. Rustyknight

    Rustyknight Well-Known Member

    By starting this thread Mike, I think you've bittern off more than you can chew....
     

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