Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Oct 31, 2010.
I see I'll have to keep an eagle eye on you lot. I'm not as gull ible as you think.
Wren did we swap to birds? There'S WAN or two fishy ones left!
I'm pigeon well puffin trying to keep up
As our vicar says just before kneeling .... Let Osprey!
I hear his wife had to go to the doctor recently because she's got thrush.....
Ruined his sex life ...no wagtail
When he asked her how he was going to stir his morning cup of tea, she replied "You'll have to use a Spoon Bill".
He tried to harrier up but she told him to go fly a kite.
Kestr we'el never know the outcome
Not a haddock then... oh, sorry, forgot we've moved on from kin'fishers.
Stop all yer 'uffin and puffin and let someone else have a flamin' go....
Stop yer 'owlin...no-one's robin you of the ospreytunity to provide more goes in this game cock
I see you're all chaffinch at the bit for some skylark-ing
My neighbour heard me complaining too vociferously about the quality of some of these puns...
Cor! m' rant was a bit too loud there!
So I asked him how I'd recognise her car. "Cos the birds a paradise hanging from her mirror" came the reply.
Pip pip! Andrew
anyone fancy a pint of woodpeckers?
or Swan lager? Maybe Tawny Owl port or even Old CrippleCock scrumpy.
speckled hen as well!
Is that you humming, bird? didn't know it was your tern!
By starting this thread Mike, I think you've bittern off more than you can chew....
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