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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Dave_Cox, Jun 11, 2009.

  1. Dave_Cox

    Dave_Cox Well-Known Member

    I was on the bus this afternoon when I realized I had to fart.

    The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel really better as I approached my stop.

    As I was leaving the bus, people were really staring me down, and that's when I remembered: I've been listening to my ipod........ :eek:
  2. Rustyknight

    Rustyknight Well-Known Member

    Dare one ask what music you were listening to?
  3. Barney

    Barney Well-Known Member

    Bum and bass? :D
  4. Rustyknight

    Rustyknight Well-Known Member

    Woodwind too no doubt.....
  5. Barney

    Barney Well-Known Member

    Tubular smells?
  6. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

  7. Barney

    Barney Well-Known Member

    No, that one doesn't go along the High Street, he wanted the 18:20. :D
  8. mjc7uk

    mjc7uk Well-Known Member

    And when he come home and he's ready with his gun.....
  9. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Thunder and lightning polka.
    Theme from Gone with the Wind maybe?
    Puff the magic dragon?
  10. Barney

    Barney Well-Known Member

    "Winds of Change" by the Scorpions?
  11. Cuthbert

    Cuthbert Well-Known Member

    An Organ Voluntary, perhaps :D
  12. Hotblack

    Hotblack Dead Horse Flogger

    Blowin' In The Wind - Bob Dylan.
    Like a Hurricane - Neil Young.
  13. Cuthbert

    Cuthbert Well-Known Member

    I hope it was just the Prelude, and you saved the Movements for later :D
  14. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

  15. Fire_Monkey

    Fire_Monkey Nowt but a Monkeh!

    Somthing in the air tonight-Genesis
  16. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Farter and Son...Cat Litter Stevens
    Son of my farter...Chicory Tip just touching cloth
  17. Barney

    Barney Well-Known Member

    I just hope that it wasn't "Makin' a Mess" by Skid Row! :eek: :D
  18. Smudger79

    Smudger79 Well-Known Member

    Own Up Time by the Small Feaces.
  19. Wonkydog

    Wonkydog Well-Known Member

    "Smells like team spirit" ?
    Theme music to "Trumpton" ?
    "Whistle down the wind" ? :D

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