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One liners

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by TH-Photos, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. TH-Photos

    TH-Photos Well-Known Member

    What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?


    Polaroids.
     
  2. TH-Photos

    TH-Photos Well-Known Member

    What do Eskimos get from rubbing noses too many times?


    Sniffilis.
     
  3. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    You got passionate fingers; everything you touch gets screwed
     
  4. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

    I used to be conceited, now I'm perfect

    I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure

    I was told I had a weak stomach, but I threw up further than anybody else.
     
  5. willie45

    willie45 Well-Known Member

    Do you know my Turkish friend with the weak bladder, Mustapha pee?

    Willie
     
  6. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    He has a nosey neighbour, Mustapha Shufti
     
  7. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Also the Turkish alcoholic,

    Mustafa Nuvva
     
  8. Kettering_Jeremy

    Kettering_Jeremy Well-Known Member

    I've come to the conclusion that I'm anorexic; when I look in a mirror I see a fat person staring back at me.
     
  9. willie45

    willie45 Well-Known Member

    Have you heard about the latest string of VD coming from Russia? Rotchakokov?

    Or the Russian prostitute, Nikkerzonanov?

    Willie
     
  10. Boxy

    Boxy Well-Known Member

    Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
     
  11. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    Would a ball gag stop me talking obblox?
     
  12. Boxy

    Boxy Well-Known Member

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
     
  13. mjc7uk

    mjc7uk Well-Known Member

    Just to be on safe side!..... :rolleyes:
     
  14. TH-Photos

    TH-Photos Well-Known Member

    The russian torture expert: Nockabollockov
     
  15. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    My dad, being a Devon lad, told me that Torquay United had two Chinese players: Wi Won Once, and Hao Long Since.
     
  16. Steve52

    Steve52 Well-Known Member

    Haow Hi is a Chinaman.
     
  17. Kettering_Jeremy

    Kettering_Jeremy Well-Known Member

    I'm in two minds about schizophrenia!
     
  18. mediaman

    mediaman Well-Known Member

    as the leper said to the prozzie....you can keep the tip.
     

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