Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by TH-Photos, Nov 11, 2010.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do Eskimos get from rubbing noses too many times?
You got passionate fingers; everything you touch gets screwed
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
I used to be conceited, now I'm perfect
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure
I was told I had a weak stomach, but I threw up further than anybody else.
Do you know my Turkish friend with the weak bladder, Mustapha pee?
He has a nosey neighbour, Mustapha Shufti
Also the Turkish alcoholic,
I've come to the conclusion that I'm anorexic; when I look in a mirror I see a fat person staring back at me.
Have you heard about the latest string of VD coming from Russia? Rotchakokov?
Or the Russian prostitute, Nikkerzonanov?
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Would a ball gag stop me talking obblox?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Just to be on safe side!.....
The russian torture expert: Nockabollockov
My dad, being a Devon lad, told me that Torquay United had two Chinese players: Wi Won Once, and Hao Long Since.
Haow Hi is a Chinaman.
I'm in two minds about schizophrenia!
as the leper said to the prozzie....you can keep the tip.
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