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Old topical unPC joke rewritten to make it gender neutral

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TH-Photos, Jan 13, 2010.

  1. TH-Photos

    TH-Photos Well-Known Member

    Q. How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplough?

    A. Give them a shovel.
  2. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Oh, I like the idea of gender neutral jokes...

    So, what's the difference between an Essex person and a walrus?

    One has whiskers and stinks of fish, the other's a walrus! :D

    Does it work? :D
  3. TH-Photos

    TH-Photos Well-Known Member

    In that case, yes it does.
  4. Barney

    Barney Well-Known Member

    I don't know, I've never met Mr Demolder. :eek:
  5. Jim Moriarty

    Jim Moriarty Well-Known Member

    Don't know about non-gender specific but it is certainly Essexist!
  6. TH-Photos

    TH-Photos Well-Known Member

    Hello Jim, nice to see you posting again.
  7. Jim Moriarty

    Jim Moriarty Well-Known Member

    Yes, I must try harder. I do lurk a lot though. :=)
  8. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    Lurkalot, wasn't he a knight of the round table?
  9. Dave_Cox

    Dave_Cox Well-Known Member

    I think he sat between Sir Roundsound and Sir Loin of Beef....... :D
  10. Mr_P

    Mr_P Well-Known Member

    Ahem...as an Essex person, id just like to say for the record that I do NOT smell of fish...I do have whiskers though.

    ...wheres my beachball?

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