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Not where I was intending to put it

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dream_police, Mar 17, 2021.

  1. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    I need to replace an igniter on my BBQ so was looking at these from Amazon.

    I love translations (presumably Chinese to English)

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    peterba, Geren, EightBitTony and 5 others like this.
  2. AndyTake2

    AndyTake2 Well-Known Member

    So when you fart, sparks fly out of your ar$e?:D
  3. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Haha! Shocking!!
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  4. steveandthedogs

    steveandthedogs Well-Known Member

    Or just use a match.

    Said the Luddite.

  5. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Not really possible. The burner bar is low down, that then has a protective cover over the top completely covering over the burner holes/flame, then there is the grill part. I tried yesterday with a match unsuccessfully and the only way to do it would be to remove the grill, the protective cover over the burners, ignite and replace all without burning your fingers.

    I cannot get the manufacturer ones so will bodge it from this set still hopefully being able to use the BBQ's own igniter button.
  6. DaveM399

    DaveM399 Well-Known Member

    Handy for lighting your own farts.
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  7. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    The igniter on my BBQ uses an AAA battery I think. Have to have a look. It didn’t get used at all last year as I’ve run out of gas and we were isolating. Probably needs a new regulator too as the cover over the gas bottle isn’t there any more and the regulators are not supposed to get wet.
  8. steveandthedogs

    steveandthedogs Well-Known Member

    You need one of these:

  9. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    I actually do have a paraffin flame thrower.
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  10. LesleySM

    LesleySM Well-Known Member

    For some reason (insanity?) I just thought "Well that's one way to get creme brulee coloured tiles"
  11. Bipolar

    Bipolar Well-Known Member

    I believe the word "Chinglish" was added to the dictionary for this reason.
  12. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    All fitted, only a little bodge needed at a cost of £11 with one spare should another break. No need to put it near my bum hole either.
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  13. LesleySM

    LesleySM Well-Known Member

    Like the bug zapper I brought recently the instructions keep mentioning the "anti-mosquitoes mosquitoes"
  14. swanseadave

    swanseadave Well-Known Member

    IIRC,that is what two Stephen King characters,from the novel Christine did.:eek:

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