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My coat is on

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LesleySM, Feb 26, 2014.

  1. LesleySM

    LesleySM Well-Known Member

    This guy gets a text message from his neighbour it reads: "I'm going to come clean as I can't live with the guilt anymore. For the last couple of the years I have been using your wife day and night, I can’t get it at home but that's no excuse. I hope you can forgive me and we can still be friends"

    Outraged and betrayed the man runs upstairs and shoots his wife.

    Then he gets a second text message from his neighbour "Damn autocorrect I mean "Wi-Fi" not "wife""
     
  2. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Brilliant! :)
     
  3. Skyehammer

    Skyehammer Well-Known Member

    Really quite sad from the Wife's point of view , though , doncha think ?
    I mean to be shot for such a simple mistake , you'd think that the outraged husband would have talked it through before getting his shotgun out .
    Bad darts , as they say down sarf .
     
  4. Skyehammer

    Skyehammer Well-Known Member

    Good joke though !! [​IMG]
     
  5. mediaman

    mediaman Well-Known Member

    Now reposted in "The Games Room" under "Jokes"
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    BTW, also on my fb page [ it's that good :D ]
     

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