Although the actor who plays the character who spoke those lines, does actually star in Trainspotting [you learn something new every day ] G>
ok, how about the following:- " This is probably a stupid question but....to your knowledge,does this hurt?"
In that case I'd say it's Mickey Blue Eyes, though I don't recall the line nor the character that said it - only saw it once and wasn't wholly impressed (not an HG fan).
"On the mental count of ten, you will be in... Europa... Be there at ten... I say... Ten." I'd be very pleasantly surprised if anyone got this straight off without the aid of Google. Further clues forthcoming for those who fancy their chances.
the bitch the witch and the wardrobe ? or whatever it was called BTW google searching ? takes the fun out of it.