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Mensa Invitational results.

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Nov 22, 2010.

  1. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    smelodious: a musical fart
     
  2. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Monyumental: Jamaican psychiatrist gives a rather too candid opinion to one of his patients.
     
  3. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    fourniquet: (from the French) having sex with a mummy.
     
  4. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    metrognome: Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow.
     
  5. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    spasmodick: poor quality Viagra
     
  6. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    fartuity: an accidental trump

    fartissimo: the outcome of consuming six pints of lager followed by a vindaloo.
     
  7. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    crape suzette: markedly inferior-quality pancake.
     
  8. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Popeline: Conga dancing in the Vatican.
     
  9. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    scousaphone: Liverpudlian talking loudly into his mobile.
     
  10. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    vibrato: Oooh-R!!, now where's the end bit gone?
     
  11. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    sportly: a Sumo wrestler for instance.
     
  12. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    scetic: a sceptic in sore need of a p.
     
  13. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Disslocated: a small town in Norfolk is finally discovered
     
  14. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    falsiflying: using an inflatable bra as a kite
     
  15. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    sexercise: copulation in the gymnasium
     
  16. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    fellatrio: three's a crowd
     
  17. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    twerpsichorean: not much of a dancer
     
  18. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    One for Christmas Day - should give you reason to think hard about over-indulgence.

    Sinvigilator: St Peter at the Pearly Gates
     
  19. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    daigress: go home to Wales
     
  20. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Not quite according to the rules, but in the spirit of the exercise;

    Pawnography - dirty chess videos
     

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