Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Nov 22, 2010.
vulgearity: t-shirt sporting an obscene slogan
forepray: hoping to get lucky
colostonmy: missing bag.
fleasability: Star performers at Professor Scratchem's Flea Circus.
sparanoia: an irrational fear of little brown birds
geriatrick: Paul Daniels eating his toupee.
dodorant: smelling like an old bird
indaigestion: just can't stomach the Welsh
Indiagestion the result of too many curries?
lassitune: song about an Indian yoghurt drink
Lassietude a sheepdog with an attitude
doggeret: cross between a ferret and a dog (probably a Chihuahua)
fidolatry: worship of a false dog by dyslexics
clandestink: not owning up to having dropped one.
crustasean: Irishman with a very thick skin
daitribe: That's the Welsh for you - always moaning about something or other, usually the English. (And here's where I go to ground for a week or so)
crustfallen: how you feel when glancing down from the breakfast table to find, inevitably, that the toast which slipped from your fingers has landed buttered side down.
blunderbust: Anne Widdicombe assumes command
megaphoney: politician with loud voice
cringe benefit:a brown nosing bonus
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