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Keeping up with the youngsters

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Footloose, Aug 5, 2020.

  1. Footloose

    Footloose Well-Known Member

    Since they have their texting codes, I think it's time we 'Oldies' devised some ....
    ATD - At the Doctors.
    BFF - Best friend's funeral.
    BAW - Bring a wheelchair.
    BYOT - Bring your own teeth.
    FWIA - Forgotten where I am.
    GGPBL - Gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
    GHA - Got heartburn again.
    TFT - Texting from toilet.
    WAY - Who are you?
    WDYJS - What did you just say?
  2. steveandthedogs

    steveandthedogs Well-Known Member


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  3. WillieJ

    WillieJ Well-Known Member

    WAI - Who Am I
  4. Jeff Farkas

    Jeff Farkas Well-Known Member

    WDIT - What day is it
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  5. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    DITY - Did I tell you ....
  6. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    WIWY - When I was younger
  7. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Love them all.

    WMG - Where are my glasses?

    JRME - I wasn't asleep, just resting my eyes.

    WEM - Why is everyone mumbling?

    IRW - I remember when

    WTIOM - What's that in old money?
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  8. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    IDIMP - I have dribbled in my pants
    AndyTake2 and MJB like this.
  9. dangie

    dangie Senior Knobhead

    SATS - Sorry about the smell
  10. Footloose

    Footloose Well-Known Member

    MBH - My brain hurts
    WWWW- What, when, where, why?
  11. DaveS

    DaveS Well-Known Member

    GGKW Gone God Knows Where.
    Not mine, from mum's old boss in the war after a close bomb blasted all the records to hell 'n' gone.
  12. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    IHABTDH - I haven't any bits that don't hurt
  13. SXH

    SXH Well-Known Member

    WIWAL - When I were a lad/lass
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  14. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    This is all getting far too close for comfort, I don't like the thread any more. Now, what was I doing before I looked at this again?
  15. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    IIWTYY- If I was ten/twenty/thirty years younger.
  16. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    TIBMIN - Thumb in bum, mind in neutral
  17. Terrywoodenpic

    Terrywoodenpic Well-Known Member

    EWO. everything worn out.
    ICA I collect ailments.
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  18. WillieJ

    WillieJ Well-Known Member

    YMMWIG - You'll miss me when I'm gone.
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  19. MickLL

    MickLL In the Stop Bath

    IFMC - I forgot my car.

    Yes really I did. It was at the menders yesterday and I forgot to collect it. Today I have no car and no-one to ferry me to the mender to get mine. Bummer!!!

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  20. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member


    Forgive me for laughing!

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