I'd have thought that was just the bulls.

 

Must learn to type faster.

 

We only have one bull and he's a wee angry Scotsman.

 

Not surprised he's angry considering the gown you put on his balls.

 

Should have tried a kilt

 

They did and it was guilty...

 

They’re crafty buggers

 

No, but we want the photos

 

No, we do not!

S

 

Just think of the advertising we could do for the UK Dairy industry

 

Paul Merton?

Well, he has the right initials, couldn't do much worse and, at least, we'd die laughing. Or with a wry smile on our faces.

 

Or more accurately, for the Vegan Society.

 

Is there a different Paul Merton than the one on television...??

 

Didn't he use to play for Arsenal? Oh, Merton, not Merson.

 

Well no-one has objected to a Wessex Republic, so I'll assume its all systems go. Assuming we just stick to Hardy's 'romantic' Wessex we'll boast 2 international airports, a major deep water port, diverse and productive agriculture, good transport links to mainland Europe and our own oil. If we adopt the Wessex boundary of Alfred, post conversion of Guthram. Then we would gain 2 more airports and more deep water port facilities. We would also have a direct land border with Wales. You can keep the protectorate of Sussex, Essex and Kent. Seems fair. It would also mean my blue bare arse could be painted using domestically manufactured Farrow & Ball paint.

 

How appropriate! Haha!

 

We want to be in Europe so we want Danelaw!

 

Never heard it called a farrow before.

 

It's the regional accent. A bit like Kiwi's eat fush & chups,

 

You misheard, it's fallow and definitely not a marrow...