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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by willie45, Mar 30, 2018.

  1. willie45

    willie45 Well-Known Member

    ... a roll of wallpaper the other day. The salesperson asked " Are you going to put it up yourself?" I said , "No, I'm planning to put it on the wall".
     
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  2. frank1

    frank1 Well-Known Member

    Do you still have a day job ;)
     
  3. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    Small room
     
  4. willie45

    willie45 Well-Known Member

    I thought more than one roll might be er stretching it ;)
     
  5. willie45

    willie45 Well-Known Member

    I can't remember the comedian I heard telling a variation of that. He's a guy with shortish hair and glasses and is on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, a programme I normally don't like. He told another:

    "I had an argument with my acupuncturist the other day and stabbed him. He said he never felt better'
     

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