Now to meet your various needs, Will and I have put ourselves at your disposal. If you could just form an orderly queue we will get to you as soon as we can. We have half a bottle of Blue Nun some old Pick n Mix and we will be wearing leopard skin thongs with just a dash of 'Skunk pour homme' so that you recognise us. To make it even easier Will has a reeeeally Long Tom whereas I tend more to the wideangle. Never let it be said that romance is dead on here!