Now to meet your various needs, Will and I have put ourselves at your disposal. If you could just form an orderly queue we will get to you as soon as we can. We have half a bottle of Blue Nun some old Pick n Mix and we will be wearing leopard skin thongs with just a dash of 'Skunk pour homme' so that you recognise us. To make it even easier Will has a reeeeally Long Tom whereas I tend more to the wideangle. Never let it be said that romance is dead on here!
Yep, me and the "old cock" have been in training for the big day for weeks so brace yourselves ladies cause Pepe and Pete are a rarin' to go! Woof! Love and big slobbery kisses to all the lovely forum ladies on Valentines day from the two forum "superstuds" BigWill P.S. This thong is really makin' me eyes water by the way!
................fraid so Graeme.......................woke up this morning thought I was in a tent! Big(Camper!)Will
Big Will's probably the more 'Organised' having requisitioned one of the Ambulance Services vehicles, for their passion-wagon .... Which is a great improvement on last year when all he could get his hands on was a k*ak*rd old 2CV.
I'm not scared of him.......its worn off.......and his prescription has run out......just like everything else! Graeme
Some rose buds for the ladies, just picked from the garden. Sorry they ain't glowing red ones but after the recent weather anything that shows colour is welcome in my book.
For the less well informed and young people here. Billy Smart was an entertainer of the travelling circus type. We are talking OLD school. Back in the days before colour TV. Back in the days when TV companies couldn't afford to pipe out shows 24/7 and they played music in the afternoon instead. Will, do you feel old now? I do! We seem to have gone off thread again! Ladies, women, girls, babes, chicks, honeybuns, Happy val's.
