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Happy Valentines to the ladies of the forum.......

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by parisian, Feb 14, 2009.

  1. parisian

    parisian Well-Known Member

    Now to meet your various needs, Will and I have put ourselves at your disposal. If you could just form an orderly queue we will get to you as soon as we can.
    We have half a bottle of Blue Nun some old Pick n Mix and we will be wearing leopard skin thongs with just a dash of 'Skunk pour homme' so that you recognise us.
    To make it even easier Will has a reeeeally Long Tom whereas I tend more to the wideangle.
    Never let it be said that romance is dead on here! :eek:
  2. BigWill

    BigWill Gorgeous oversensitive Nikon-loving cream puff

    Yep, me and the "old cock" have been in training for the big day for weeks so brace yourselves ladies cause Pepe and Pete are a rarin' to go! Woof! :cool: Love and big slobbery kisses to all the lovely forum ladies on Valentines day from the two forum "superstuds" :eek:


    P.S. This thong is really makin' me eyes water by the way! :eek:
  3. AGW

    AGW Well-Known Member

    I hope you to desperados didnt pop the blue diamond too early....

  4. BigWill

    BigWill Gorgeous oversensitive Nikon-loving cream puff

    ................fraid so Graeme.......................woke up this morning thought I was in a tent! :eek: :eek: :eek: ;)

  5. AGW

    AGW Well-Known Member

    The funny thing is...you sleep face down....

  6. Steve

    Steve Well-Known Member

    How do YOU know? :D
  7. GDN

    GDN Well-Known Member

    Cos he was in the tent with him.... :eek:
  8. Still_Togging_Along

    Still_Togging_Along In the Stop Bath

    Big Will's probably the more 'Organised' having requisitioned one of the Ambulance Services vehicles, for their passion-wagon .... Which is a great improvement on last year when all he could get his hands on was a k*ak*rd old 2CV.
  9. parisian

    parisian Well-Known Member

    We have a stalker Will, have him taken out and thrashed will you?
  10. AGW

    AGW Well-Known Member

    I'm not scared of him.......its worn off.......and his prescription has run out......just like everything else!

  11. Gromit

    Gromit RIP

    Seems we've had it wrong all these years and it should really be St Raphael's Day :eek:
  12. Paddysnapper

    Paddysnapper Well-Known Member

    We have all had it wrong for years. It is the join feast day of SS Hallmark & Interflora ;) ;) ;)
  13. OneTen

    OneTen 'Two Breakfasts'

    That's why we make our own:


    I know it's not original but Jen thought it was. :D
  14. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Some rose buds for the ladies, just picked from the garden. Sorry they ain't glowing red ones but after the recent weather anything that shows colour is welcome in my book.

  15. Wonkydog

    Wonkydog Well-Known Member

    Small tent?
  16. sey

    sey Well-Known Member

    pup tent! :eek:
  17. BigWill

    BigWill Gorgeous oversensitive Nikon-loving cream puff

    Look you two, I'll have you know we're talking Billy Smart's circus big top here! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D ;)

    Big(Top! :eek:)Will
  18. Wonkydog

    Wonkydog Well-Known Member

    Yeah, takes longer to put up again.
  19. sey

    sey Well-Known Member

    and folds with a bang! :)
  20. Wonkydog

    Wonkydog Well-Known Member

    For the less well informed and young people here.

    Billy Smart was an entertainer of the travelling circus type.
    We are talking OLD school. Back in the days before colour TV. Back in the days when TV companies couldn't afford to pipe out shows 24/7 and they played music in the afternoon instead.

    Will, do you feel old now? I do!

    We seem to have gone off thread again!

    Ladies, women, girls, babes, chicks, honeybuns,
    Happy val's. :D

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