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Forum competition January - Dormant

Discussion in 'Forum Competitions and Themes' started by gray1720, Jan 1, 2020.

  1. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Well there are actually three:

    Dogs must be carried,
    Stand on the right
    Hold the hand rail

    Not clear in every case how you do any 2 at the same time :)
     
  2. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Prize for most lateral!
     
  3. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Ha! It was a standard joke at one time - people looking for a dog to carry.
     
  4. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Yes I was down at the leisure centre yesterday and sign said "Children must be accompanied through the gates". I couldn't get in.
     
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  5. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    Yes imperative notices carry this double meaning. I always wondered why they use the contraction "Wet Floor", particularly in public conveniences, in place of "Danger, wet floor".
     
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  6. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Haha! I never thought of that one before. Yes, if you insist! ;)
     
  7. The Barbarian

    The Barbarian Member

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    The Barbarian Member

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  11. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

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  12. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Yes, as silly as company mission statements. One local transport company has this one: "Moving chilled food forwards". Daft as saying 'moving it backwards or sideways'. But then surely, at times, their lorries are in reverse gear?
     
  13. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Company mission statements are purely for self-consumption and should never see external light of day :)
     
  14. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

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  15. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

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  16. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

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    January 2020
    We still seem to be in that phase where nobody knows when to put the bins out because the collection days are all over the place. These people got it wrong. These will be lying here dormant for nearly another week.
     
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  17. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

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  18. PeteRob

    PeteRob Well-Known Member

    I like the bikes - I'd be pushed to hang my e-bike that high, it weighs a ton! The Peugeot is redundant pending some front tyre inflation!
     
  19. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    People do hang bikes in some funny places in London. :)
     
  20. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    Especially singlespeeds and fixies.
     

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