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Euphemisms

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by swanseadave, Nov 6, 2010.

  1. swanseadave

    swanseadave Well-Known Member

    Do you use them or call a spade a spade?

    One that amused me:Hide the sausage.That from a former Oddbins colleague.Anyone guess that one?

    So come on,there`s hundreds out there.
     
  2. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Trouser cough, whistle in yer Y fronts, botty burp.
     
  3. Done_rundleCams

    Done_rundleCams AP Forum Ambassador to Canada

    cut the cheese

    Jack
     
  4. Clive

    Clive Well-Known Member

    and ... shooting bunnies.
     
  5. spangler

    spangler Well-Known Member

    Stepping on a frog, launching an air biscuit, carbon dibaxide...

    Pip pip! Andrew
     
  6. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    spider barking.
     
  7. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Sitting on a methane cushion
     
  8. Atavar

    Atavar Well-Known Member

    Technicolour yawn.
    Talking to Hugh on the big white telephone.
    Launch the face to floor missile. (I made this one myself)
     
  9. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Park the tiger
    Produce a pavement pizza
     
  10. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    Whoofing one's cookies.
    Blowing chunks.
     
  11. spangler

    spangler Well-Known Member

    Driving the big white bus.

    Andrew
     
  12. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Also technicolour burp,

    praying to the porcelain god
     
  13. Atavar

    Atavar Well-Known Member

    Drain the snake
    Point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range
    Droppin' the kids off at the pool
     
  14. spangler

    spangler Well-Known Member

    Turtle's breath, turtle's head, touching cloth, touching socks(!), baking brownies, straining sprouts...

    Tally ho! Andrew
     
  15. Barney

    Barney Well-Known Member

    Laying cable.
    Seeing a couple of chums off to sea.
     
  16. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    straining the spuds
     
  17. Done_rundleCams

    Done_rundleCams AP Forum Ambassador to Canada

    pi$$ing out my r$e

    Jack
     
  18. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Cleaning the birdcage
     
  19. Steve52

    Steve52 Well-Known Member

    Shirt ripper; point Percy at the porcelain.
     
  20. willie45

    willie45 Well-Known Member

    Shake hands with very good friend

    Willie
     

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