Excellent! So, whose head is it gonna be and where should we look out for it?

 

Right, let's start over from the beginning. I'll post a 'Reminder' thread, to let you know to look out for an 'Alert', which will give details of the 'Heads Up', that will tell you about the 'News' thread, which will...

Tell you what, let's just forget the whole thing, eh?

 

Excellent! Sounds like a Plan.




















Now where shall we look for this Reminder thread?

 

Just watch this space, of course! I mean this one, below, okay?



Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and hammer six-inch nails into my knee-caps in the hope of distracting myself from the pain of running FirstView.

 

Ah excellent, good Plan, I shall watch it.

*Eyes glued*





Oh $hit, Ive just cloned it in replying to you! Sorry Huw-ey

 

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OMG! Huw's disappeared up his own singularity!!

 

Oh no! Careful not to get sucked into his Black Hole!!!

 

Ummm.... seems I started something here sorry Huw



Hopefully he'll re-appear through the rift in Cardiff

 

It's just a jump to the left...


And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight

Put your hands on your hips

And move your knees in ti-i-ime

And do the pelvic thru-ust

It really drives you i-in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane...

 

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Are they like puppies, that you drink?

 

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Bugger!

 

Bugger puppies?!?!?!?!

 

Okay, I'm back now: reconstituted, restored from back-up, defragmented, error-checked - all that stuff. And I promise you no puppies were harmed during my absence!

Anyway, FirstReview 2009 is about to begin, so look out for the new thread.