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Corona Virus

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Derek W, Jan 31, 2020.

  1. MickLL

    MickLL Well-Known Member

    This doesn't
    really affect me but you good folk ought to be aware! It was sent to me by some American friends who got it from a weird website that they use to 'learn' about the UK.

    MickLL
     
  2. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    [sarcastic cynic] I'm assuming the world beating, best of British test & trace system has identified illicit sexual liaisons as a major source of new Covid-19 cases in England, or is it because a Labour whip was caught out meeting her married lover and despite her resigning, the government wish to make political gain from it? [/sarcastic cynic]
     
  3. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    How are they going to catch you in your house? The police have no power of entry and any entry would be unlawful.:eek:
     
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  4. gray1720

    gray1720 Well-Known Member

    Presumably, if you can't have sex, you have no power of entry either?....
     
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  5. MJB

    MJB Well-Known Member

    What if my penis is 2m 20cm?
     
  6. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Then you'd be exaggerating by 2m 10cm.
     
  7. MickLL

    MickLL Well-Known Member

    As you are not allowed into the house I guess that you would need to poke it through the letter box.

    MickLL
     
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  8. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    Which has a strong spring? ;)
     
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  9. MickLL

    MickLL Well-Known Member

    As I said the link was from a strange US website that purports to give UK news. Their speciality seems to be finding weird stories (such s this one from the Daily Mirror) and implying to their readers that the story is sweeping the UK .

    MickLL
     
  10. AGW

    AGW Well-Known Member

    Ah...the coil.

    Apparently the really reckless people are removing their mobile phone before the act so that that the app does not work.

    Graeme
     
  11. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    The mind boggles! From where?
     
  12. gray1720

    gray1720 Well-Known Member

    Where's an eyes watering smiley when you need one?
     
  13. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Many years ago I used to have a phone known as the banana phone by Nokia. That’d be handy.
     
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  14. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    At one time dictaphones were quite popular!
     
  15. gray1720

    gray1720 Well-Known Member

    I tried using my dictaphone, but it was so much easier just using my finger.
     
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  16. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Certainly whilst in public. A bit too much trouble.
     
  17. LesleySM

    LesleySM Well-Known Member

    Oy! That's the only secretarial joke
    "Can I use you Dictaphone?"
    "No use your finger like everyone else"
     
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  18. MickLL

    MickLL Well-Known Member

    I don't understand. When the virus made its early appearances we were advised to stay off Ibuprofen - now this,.

    MickLL
     
  19. dangie

    dangie Senior Knobhead

    Looks like Sweden is beginning to reap the benefits (not) of it's no lockdown policy:
    Sweden Lockdown
     
  20. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    That was dismissed quite early on. It mentions it in the report too. The report also states that they are using a different formulation too.
     

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