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Best Quotes in a Movie

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Burgy, Apr 4, 2008.

  1. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    "Badges! We don't need no stinkin' badges!!" :rolleyes:

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  2. Mat

    Mat Well-Known Member

    Death Race 2000:

    Junior: Frankenstein! Frankenstein the legend, Frankenstein the indestructible! Sole survivor of the titanic pile-up of '95, only two-time winner of the Transcontinental Road Race... Frankenstein! Ripped up, wiped out, battered, shattered, creamed, and reamed... a dancer on the brink of death... Frankenstein, who lost a leg in '98, an arm in '99! With half a face and half a chest, and all the guts in the world, he's back!

    Junior: Well America, there you have it, Frankenstein has just been attacked by the French Air Force and he's whipped their derrieres!
     
  3. Burgy

    Burgy In the Stop Bath

    "Badgers? Badgers?!? BADGERS?!? We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!

    Apparently from a Wierd Al Yankovic film
     
  4. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    "Here he comes: Machine Gun Joe! Loved by thousands, hated by millions!" :cool:
     
  5. Hotblack

    Hotblack Dead Horse Flogger

    Well, I could have quoted the whole film but thought that a bit self-indulgent. :)
     
  6. Mat

    Mat Well-Known Member

    or then again - Smokey and the Bandit:

    Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!

    Cledus Snow: Whoa!
    [to Bandit over the CB]
    Cledus Snow: I just passed another Kojack with a Kodak, this place is crawling with bears, where the hell are you?
     
  7. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    "She needs more of ze punishment!" Max Mosley - home video.
     
  8. Geordie_F1

    Geordie_F1 Active Member

    This one is my favourite as well
     
  9. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Quite a lot of the ones mentioned, and also loads from This Is Spinal Tap.

    Although my favourite Tap-related line is actually a note on the album sleeve:

    "Although neither a critic's or public favourite, Spinal Tap continue to fill a much-needed void."
     
  10. sey

    sey Well-Known Member

    to quote the esteemed and profound Austrian Governor of California.


    "Hasta La Vista, Baby!"
     
  11. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Even funnier with the response... ;)
     
  12. Fen

    Fen Well-Known Member

    American Pie (awful film but excellent quote)

    "This one time, at band camp....I stuck my flute up my P****"

    Said by Alyson Hannigan
     
  13. Garry McNamara

    Garry McNamara Well-Known Member

    What I find odd about Spinal Tap is Fender amps go to twelve anyway - always have which of course is one louder than 11 -

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  14. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Franz Liebkind: "Churchill - a painter? Hmmmph!
    Hitler - now there was a painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! - two coats".

    Roger De Bris: Will the dancing Hitler's please wait in the wings. We are only seeing the singing Hitler's".

    (Mel Brooks. "The Producers")
     
  15. Wonkydog

    Wonkydog Well-Known Member

    "we're on a mission from god" (Blues Brothers)
    "Get away from her you bitch! (Aliens)
    "We're on the express elevator to hell, going down!" (Aliens)
    "What are you boy? somekind of Doomsday machine?"
    (Live and let die)
    "Could we have some more beans Mr Taggart?" (Blazeing Saddles)
     
  16. Mojo_66

    Mojo_66 Well-Known Member

    What's our Vector Victor?
     
  17. OneTen

    OneTen 'Two Breakfasts'

    Secret Agent!...On whose side? :D J.W.Pepper, Live and Let Die

    Clearance Clarence. :D
     
  18. Ian_A

    Ian_A Well-Known Member

    Mary: Is that... is that hair gel?
     
  19. Burgy

    Burgy In the Stop Bath

    We gotta bleeder!

    From the same movie, made me wince.
     
  20. Ian_A

    Ian_A Well-Known Member

    And: "If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink."

    Who can forget Trevor Howard wearing a tutu, with his face blacked-up, riding a unicycle down a country lane? - I know I can't ... :rolleyes:
     

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