Rules:

post a stupid question

and the next person will give a stupid answer

be creative here!

I shall start.


Why is the sun green?

 

Why is the sun green?

 

Why is the sun green?

 

Cause your colorblind.
( or looking at it through a blue filter )

 

The sun that shines on Leith is green Kenny

 

Does the sun ever shine on Leith?

 

Only on the third Tuesday in each month.

Where does glass grow?

 

On a conservatree.

Is it illegal to smoke a salmon in the workplace?

 

Kippers

Why have I got 2 left feet ?

 

Because that's right, right?

Why does a mongoose?

 

Because its a gander !

Why is the wind called Moira ?

 

Because she blows.

What does this camera do?

 

Where is the battery compartment on my totally mechanical, unmetered film camera?

Cheers,

R.

 

Next to the memory card slot

Why can't I buy tartan custard?

 

Following the repeal of the Act of Proscription in 1782, a lesser known 'Prohibition of Tartan Custard Act' was overlooked. I believe the issue is to be raised in the Scottish parliament on Tuesday next.

Whooooooo are you? Who who? Who who?

 

Dear David,

Perfect answer! Now I shall never forget. Thanks.

Cheers,

R.

 

Dr

Can i purchase a can of stupid at my local Photography club ?

 

Nope. Cardboard cartons only.

Where is my mind?

 

With your Body & Soul !

Will it ever stop raining ????????