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The last one to post wins part II

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Benchista, Jan 3, 2014.

  1. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    and yet, despite her trials and tribulations, Anneka was determined to follow her newly-risen star. She raised two derisory fingers in the direction of the helicopter; made a mental note to despatch Clarkson's missus the very next time she was in Chipping Norton, shoved the Mohican roughly out of her way and continued striding purposefully onwards towards......
     
  2. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Another Mohawk Who wondered would I be the last
     
  3. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    before realising that was silly, not least because a whole army of blue-haired kilted mohican warriors were running down the hill towards him, screeching 'Freeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuummmmmm' in bad Scottish accents.
     
  4. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    Like Catches Cold Chicken, who works for the local halal fried chicken shop.
     
  5. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    When he's not brewing firewater on an illicit still in the garage
     
  6. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    which he sells to the local chapter of the ku klux klan aa an accelerant for burning crosses
     
  7. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Did no one stop to explain
     
  8. Trannifan

    Trannifan Well-Known Member

    .....that the more it changes, the more it stays the same and the hand just rearranges all the players in the game...............

    Lynn
     
  9. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    and what a hand that was
     
  10. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Meanwhile, over at "Listen with Mother" on the BBC radio station that Anneka thought provided the best political discussion on air, the story reader was just finishing the enthralling last chapter of a Bertrand Russel book which concerned some charming problems about philosophy. Children all over the country who had tuned in were by now all sound asleep having been lulled into enchantment by Mr Russel's fascinating prose. When the programme ended Anneka stopped yawning and went to look for the mohicans she had noticed disembarking from a black helicopter.
     
  11. Trannifan

    Trannifan Well-Known Member

    However, paying too much attention to her smart-phone meant that she walked straight in front of Geronimo's cadillac. When she came round, she discovered that she was now inside what could only be described as a 'Wicker Man' and that people with flaming torches were dancing around outside it............

    Lynn
     
  12. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    Whereupon with one leap Jack freed her and said....
     
  13. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    "We don't want Anneka's knickers to be burnt by the Wickers', now do we?
     
  14. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    At which Anneka sang: "Keep your filthy paws, Off my silky draws" and the rest of the cast responded "Look at her, she's Sandra Dee!"
     
  15. miked

    miked Well-Known Member

    Whose real name in life was Alexandra Duck,
    which rhymes quiet sweetly with words like pluck
    but we're all on edge that, with a measure of good luck,
    we'll avoid the one that starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck'....
     
  16. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    And instead use one that starts with K and ends with Klan, as the men in white came to take her away ha ha he he..
     
  17. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Well I suppose it could be worse
    The tale is now to be told in verse
    So here's one for a starter
    They found Anneka's garter
    In Jeremy Clarkson 's purse.
     
  18. dream_police

    dream_police Well-Known Member

    Also in the purse was some hair
    From some rich entrepenuer
    Andrew Flannigan had been busy
    Got himself in a right old tizzy
    And scalped the "The Apprentice" billionaire :)
     
  19. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    Alas what will Andrew do
    And to whom will he do it to?
    When he's done up like a kipper
    For commenting on the London tripper!
     
  20. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    His barber shop is called Sweeney's
    He cuts parts off rich meanies
    To teach them manners
    By using his spanners
    To remove nuts next to penises
     

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