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Random thoughts

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by Dorset_Mike, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Another random thought

    Parallel lines have so much in common.


    It's a shame they'll never meet.
     
  2. Sejanus.Aelianus

    Sejanus.Aelianus In the Stop Bath

    That's going off at a tangent.
     
  3. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Thought it might strike a chord
     
  4. Sejanus.Aelianus

    Sejanus.Aelianus In the Stop Bath

    So, you were working an angle all along.
     
  5. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Where's Poly gon
     
  6. Sejanus.Aelianus

    Sejanus.Aelianus In the Stop Bath

    To the Octagon Theatre, where they're showing "The Geometry of Love".
     
  7. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    So that's squared away then.
     
  8. Sejanus.Aelianus

    Sejanus.Aelianus In the Stop Bath

    All being equal, yes.
     
  9. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    Just who was at the root of all this nonsense?
     
  10. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    More thought

    I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.


    Even the cake was in tiers.
     
  11. Sejanus.Aelianus

    Sejanus.Aelianus In the Stop Bath

    There are many layers to such events
     
  12. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Do they sing "Here we go gathering nuts in May" at vasectomy clinics?
     
  13. Sejanus.Aelianus

    Sejanus.Aelianus In the Stop Bath

    Probably when they go outside for a pea.
     
  14. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    What if they've already bean?
     
  15. Sejanus.Aelianus

    Sejanus.Aelianus In the Stop Bath

    I suppose it depends if zucchini on singing. You might not give a fig.
     
  16. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    It puts paid to runners anyway!
     
  17. Dorset_Mike

    Dorset_Mike Grumpy Old Fart

    Lettuce all vegetate. (or maybe pot-a-toe in the water)
     
  18. Geren

    Geren Well-Known Member

    Doesn't look like we've squashed the enthusiasm for puns round here then
     
  19. Catriona

    Catriona Well-Known Member

    I'm off for some chard onay!
     

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