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Priti little liar

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Zou, Nov 8, 2017.

  1. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    Hard to tell if Priti or Boris should be first to go. Thoughts?
     
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  2. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    Ooooohhhh. You'll fry in hell for that subject line. ;)
     
  3. RogerMac

    RogerMac Well-Known Member

    What's wrong with double scaffolds?
     
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  4. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    Spirit of 1917?
     
  5. AndyTake2

    AndyTake2 Well-Known Member

    Just give 'em both spades.

    They are so good at digging themselves in it, they will have themselves at the earth's core in a week or two.:D
     
  6. Roger Hicks

    Roger Hicks Well-Known Member

    Nah. Just exile 'em both to the Glorious Sunlit Uplands. They can forage for food and water. Unicorn soup, anyone?

    But then a horrible thought came to mind. If they could find enough to live on, they might constitute a breeding pair. Well, A.B. de P. J. would probably try, anyway.

    Question: would you then get hyperBrexiters (who want to leave the Earth, or possibly even the Solar System) as well as Europe, or would regression to the mean encourage a bit of sanity?

    So maybe, yes: a cigarette and a blindfold might be kinder for the future of humanity. You needn't necessarily shoot them. Just don't let 'em take the blindfold off. Or light the cigarette.

    Cheers,

    R.
     
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  7. Roger Hicks

    Roger Hicks Well-Known Member

    Dear Andy,

    You're not supposed to use language like that, even if A.B.de P. J. sees nothing wrong with it.

    Cheers,

    R.
     
  8. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    Quite right. Always use the phrase "bloody shovel". In this context that should generally be taken literally.
     
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  9. DaveS

    DaveS Well-Known Member

    I think regression to the "primordial slime" would be more likely. and in Priti quick time too.
     
  10. AndyTake2

    AndyTake2 Well-Known Member

    And here's me thinking that someone would pull me up on the use of the word 'shovel' as the incorrect tool for digging:confused:....err, am I allowed to say tool?
     
  11. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member

    "earth moving implement" is more politically correct :cool:
     
  12. RovingMike

    RovingMike Crucifixion's a doddle...

    Topography revision solution.
     
  13. GeoffR

    GeoffR Well-Known Member

    Would that be a Juliet Charlie Bravo?
     
  14. Fishboy

    Fishboy Well-Known Member

    Maurice, a regular at the Flying Horse, is generally known as a surface coating technician and takes a lot of stick for his extensive use of magnolia paint.

    I remember that there was a free wine-tasting event one evening and Maurice approached they young lady who was handing out the samples of wine.

    "Would you prefer white or red?" she asked, and a voice from the bar shouted over "have you got any magnolia, love?"

    Cheers, Jeff
     
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  15. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

  16. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Is there no-one in the world who can be believed :mad:

    (apart from me of course)
     
  17. Zou

    Zou Well-Known Member

    You? Lol!
     
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  18. DaveS

    DaveS Well-Known Member

  19. Roger Hicks

    Roger Hicks Well-Known Member

    Well, Ugandan discussions were at least tangentially related in both cases.

    Cheers,

    R.
     
  20. Andrew Flannigan

    Andrew Flannigan Well-Known Member


    But did someone hook her foot as she went past? :confused:
     

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