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Jokes that ony work with a Yorkshire accent

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ermintrude, Aug 5, 2010.

  1. PhilW

    PhilW Well-Known Member

    From the (now almost ancient) not the nine o'clock news:

    THE SWEDISH CHEMIST'S SHOP:
    "Hellooo I would like som de-odorant please."
    "Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?"
    "Neither, I want it for my armpits."
     
  2. JediKnight

    JediKnight Well-Known Member

    :D Some real good ones on here, thanks for the laughs!
     
  3. dileas

    dileas Well-Known Member

    Recalls the story of John Wayne playing the centurion at the foot of the cross as Jesus is crucified, in The Greatest Story Ever Told. As Jesus gives up the ghost, the Duke's line is

    Centurion : 'Truly, this wuz the son av Gahd.'

    'No, John,' says the director, 'say it with awe.'

    Jesus gives up the ghost, again.

    Centurion : 'Aw truly, this wuz the son av Gahd.'
     

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