Finally, the Brexit deal is fully clarified, and we all know precisely what is going to happen. 1. The government has submitted its proposal to the EU. Only a handful of people know what’s in it, but it’s submitted, so that’s OK! 2. Nigel Faridge has admitted that the £350,000,000 on the bus was a mistake and we only actually pay less than £9Bn a year, so that’s all right then. 3. To save that £9Bn for the NHS we just have to make a down-payment of £39Bn and an extra £17+Bn per annum in additional customs documentation charges. That’s a really great deal! 4. The loss of the original savings for the NHS doesn’t matter, as the cost is about to drop dramatically, since we are running short of doctors and nurses, as they seem, for some reason, to be unwilling to work in xenophobic UK – but that really cuts down on payroll costs. 5. We won’t need the NHS anyway, because everybody will be fit and healthy from going into the fields and picking their own rotting fruit and veg because nobody else wants to do it. These huge advantages clearly offset the government’s loss of 7% of tax revenue when all the City’s Euro exchange dealings, staff and expertise go off to Hamburg and Paris. So there it is – TAKING BACK CONTROL – a real winner! God save the Queen – and god help the rest of us.