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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Discussion in 'The Games Room' started by iLukieeBoy, Jan 3, 2014.

  1. iLukieeBoy

    iLukieeBoy Well-Known Member

    Rules:

    post a stupid question

    and the next person will give a stupid answer

    be creative here!

    I shall start.


    Why is the sun green?
     
  2. AlanClifford

    AlanClifford Well-Known Member

    Why is the sun green?
     
  3. Bawbee

    Bawbee Well-Known Member

    Why is the sun green?
     
  4. mediaman

    mediaman Well-Known Member

    Cause your colorblind. :)
    ( or looking at it through a blue filter :D )
     
  5. Bawbee

    Bawbee Well-Known Member

    The sun that shines on Leith is green Kenny ;)
     
  6. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Does the sun ever shine on Leith?
     
  7. beatnik69

    beatnik69 Well-Known Member

    Only on the third Tuesday in each month.

    Where does glass grow?
     
  8. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    On a conservatree.

    Is it illegal to smoke a salmon in the workplace?
     
  9. lisadb

    lisadb Well-Known Member

    Kippers :p

    Why have I got 2 left feet ?
     
  10. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Because that's right, right?

    Why does a mongoose?
     
  11. lisadb

    lisadb Well-Known Member

    Because its a gander !

    Why is the wind called Moira ?
     
  12. TH-Photos

    TH-Photos Well-Known Member

    Because she blows.

    What does this camera do?
     
  13. Roger Hicks

    Roger Hicks Well-Known Member

    Where is the battery compartment on my totally mechanical, unmetered film camera?

    Cheers,

    R.
     
  14. spinno

    spinno Well-Known Member

    Next to the memory card slot

    Why can't I buy tartan custard?
     
  15. beatnik69

    beatnik69 Well-Known Member

    Following the repeal of the Act of Proscription in 1782, a lesser known 'Prohibition of Tartan Custard Act' was overlooked. I believe the issue is to be raised in the Scottish parliament on Tuesday next.

    Whooooooo are you? Who who? Who who?
     
  16. Roger Hicks

    Roger Hicks Well-Known Member

    Dear David,

    Perfect answer! Now I shall never forget. Thanks.

    Cheers,

    R.
     
  17. Donkey

    Donkey Well-Known Member

    Dr

    Can i purchase a can of stupid at my local Photography club ?
     
  18. beatnik69

    beatnik69 Well-Known Member

    Nope. Cardboard cartons only.

    Where is my mind?
     
  19. Donkey

    Donkey Well-Known Member

    With your Body & Soul !

    Will it ever stop raining ????????
     

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