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AP Makeover?

Discussion in 'News - Discussion' started by Roy5051, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. Ian_A

    Ian_A Well-Known Member

    When it comes to glue, I'm a paste-master at it ...
     
  2. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    So, were you the Bostik-er?
     
  3. Ian_A

    Ian_A Well-Known Member

    No - that was my father when I worked at the factory. My main job was mixing the glue, it got everywhere, as a result of which me and my wife are inseparable ...
     
  4. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Meet her via a contact mag?
     
  5. Ian_A

    Ian_A Well-Known Member

    No - met her in my local. She was the nearest single girl to the 'Flat Cap' pump. She got me taped in no time ... soon we were bonded forever (well, it seems like it anyway :D )
     
  6. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Ah, makes sense - perfect place to cement a relationship.
     
  7. Ian_A

    Ian_A Well-Known Member

    ... or come unstuck ...
     
  8. Fen

    Fen Well-Known Member

    *wipes tears out of eyes*

    That's made my day :D
     
  9. Mr_Geoff

    Mr_Geoff Well-Known Member

    Hope you washed your hands first.... :D
     
  10. Fen

    Fen Well-Known Member

    After eating cat, Yes ;) ;) :D
     
  11. TheFatControlleR

    TheFatControlleR :Devil's Advocaat: Forum Admin

    Another classic AP Pun Run... :D :) :D
     
  12. Mr_Geoff

    Mr_Geoff Well-Known Member

    So it is hands , not paws then? :rolleyes:
     
  13. Fen

    Fen Well-Known Member

    *checks calendar*

    Nope, still hands until the 2nd May :D
     
  14. Bruco

    Bruco Well-Known Member

    Have we lost Peregrine's Progress from AP? If so that's a shame as it did make me chuckle, especially Peregrine's cross dressing, internet porn ogling grandad :D
     
  15. Ian_A

    Ian_A Well-Known Member


    Aren't all granddads like that? :D
     
  16. AJUK

    AJUK Well-Known Member

    Spelling

    Whats with spelling Nikon, "nikon" with a small N, and the same with Canon ETC
     
  17. Damien_Demolder

    Damien_Demolder Well-Known Member

    Re: Spelling

    What's with 'whats'?? :D

    dimien
     
  18. Gezza

    Gezza Well-Known Member

    Re: Spelling

    I thought nikon was spelt with a small n





    werent it? :D :D
     
  19. Benchista

    Benchista Which Tyler

    Re: Spelling

    "nikon" is spelt with a small n or two. "Nikon" is spelt with a large N and a small n. I was going to say that nothing is spelt with a small N, but it's actually spelt with two small ns. :D
     
  20. Nod

    Nod Well-Known Member

    Re: Spelling

    I'm afraid we differ in our opinion, Nick. 'Nothing' is spelt with a large 'N' and a small 'n' while lots of things are spelt with two small 'n's. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     

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