Discussion in 'News - Discussion' started by Roy5051, Apr 2, 2007.
When it comes to glue, I'm a paste-master at it ...
So, were you the Bostik-er?
No - that was my father when I worked at the factory. My main job was mixing the glue, it got everywhere, as a result of which me and my wife are inseparable ...
Meet her via a contact mag?
No - met her in my local. She was the nearest single girl to the 'Flat Cap' pump. She got me taped in no time ... soon we were bonded forever (well, it seems like it anyway )
Ah, makes sense - perfect place to cement a relationship.
... or come unstuck ...
*wipes tears out of eyes*
That's made my day
Hope you washed your hands first....
After eating cat, Yes
Another classic AP Pun Run...
So it is hands , not paws then?
Nope, still hands until the 2nd May
Have we lost Peregrine's Progress from AP? If so that's a shame as it did make me chuckle, especially Peregrine's cross dressing, internet porn ogling grandad
Aren't all granddads like that?
Whats with spelling Nikon, "nikon" with a small N, and the same with Canon ETC
What's with 'whats'??
I thought nikon was spelt with a small n
"nikon" is spelt with a small n or two. "Nikon" is spelt with a large N and a small n. I was going to say that nothing is spelt with a small N, but it's actually spelt with two small ns.
I'm afraid we differ in our opinion, Nick. 'Nothing' is spelt with a large 'N' and a small 'n' while lots of things are spelt with two small 'n's. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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