"Photography is lies" - Bailey
"Few artists are much more than halfway sane" - Roger Hicks
Actually, I almost walked into Crufts by mistake!
Cue jokes about 'this lens is a bit of a dog', and similar, possibly non-politically correct comments ...
"That new Canine EOS 5D Mk. III looks to be the dog's b****cks"
Well, you asked for it
Life, is only as complicated, or as serious, as you want it to be - your choice.