Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive....
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a ton of sh!t."
Cheers,
Jack
Life is a Photo-op
STREET PHOTOGRAPHY DOCUMENTARY: Street Photography Documentary
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Just too damn close to the truth Jack
Hells pensioner - born to be mild
JustMono
Sadly I had one that just took more and gave nothing back but complaints and criticism.
You give her an inch... she'll take a mile!
You only got an inch? poor soul
Hells pensioner - born to be mild
JustMono
Yeah but she takes a .....
no, no... thats going ott lol
Reminds me of my ex boyfriend *snigger*You only got an inch?
"Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm"
- Winston Churchill
"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation"
- Herman Melville
Reminds me of a story told by Spike Milligan in his wartime memoirs about a conversion between an army doctor and fellow bombardier.Reminds me of my ex boyfriend *snigger*You only got an inch?
"Does it hurt when you pee?"
"No"
"Alright, just use it for that then".
You're not aloneSadly I had one that just took more and gave nothing back but complaints and criticism.
Too many cameras, too many lenses.......
Then took my house, half my pension and 1/3 of future earnings (so she didn't have to do anything nasty like a day's work) and told me to go start a new life. So I did.You're not aloneSadly I had one that just took more and gave nothing back but complaints and criticism.
Wasn't called Justin was he?Reminds me of my ex boyfriend *snigger*You only got an inch?
BSRIPN (Officially full of it..)
Wasn't called Justin was he?
Graham CRIPN
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