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Marvin
Yeah, well, if it's attributed to the Daily Mail it must be true ;-)
I wonder how many "cleaners" are employed by HM Govt as opposed to being employed as freelance agents on contracts which expire as soon as the target has been rubbed out?
If you're not living on the edge, you're wasting space
Devil's Advocaat
Re: This job will be a hit
I imagine they are all deniable assets, bit like looking over Star*ucks balance sheet.
TheFatControlleR
Resident Cynic
'But above all, he should be taught to yield to the truth, and to lay down his arms as soon as he discovers it, whether it appears in his opponents argument, or to himself in his own thoughts.' - Michel de Montaigne (on the education of children)
'Everybody is in favour of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled. But some people’s idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.' - Winston Churchill
'Live fat, die young, and leave a self-basting corpse for the burn up...' - TFC
Ethelred the Ill-Named
Why do you need an asterisk to replace the 'f' in such a respectable name?Originally Posted by TheFatControlleR
I imagine they are all deniable assets, bit like looking over Star*ucks balance sheet.
Devil's AdvocaatIn these times of austerity I thought it less extravagant my placing one asterisk than the system wasting four of them via the word filter.
TheFatControlleR
Resident Cynic
'But above all, he should be taught to yield to the truth, and to lay down his arms as soon as he discovers it, whether it appears in his opponents argument, or to himself in his own thoughts.' - Michel de Montaigne (on the education of children)
'Everybody is in favour of free speech. Hardly a day passes without its being extolled. But some people’s idea of it is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.' - Winston Churchill
'Live fat, die young, and leave a self-basting corpse for the burn up...' - TFC
Senior Member
I think the spoof advert is brilliant.
Time travel is possible, it's called photography.
Little Buttercup
Me too, made me chuckleI think the spoof advert is brilliant.
Too many cameras, too many lenses.......
Senior Member
Right up there with Jobcentre ads for sex workers. .. oh hold on, they were real vacancies.
Cavyslave
Senior Member
A spoof?
Dammit!
You mean putting up with all those funny looks, the sectioning, the body search after talking to that rock was for nothing?
If a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?....Terry Pratchett, Snuff
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