Rhys
Sasquatch
Reged: 15/01/2004
Posts: 3199
Loc: York (home of the speedbump)
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Uncertainty hits Japanese money markets
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal.
-------------------- NRIPN (Officially Nuts..)
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Monobod
'Phantom' of the forum!
Reged: 03/04/2003
Posts: 5991
Loc: Just West of Norwich, Norfolk
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Icelandic Banks are frozen out of the market. American Banks have gone West.
-------------------- David.
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Rustyknight
old hand
Reged: 06/09/2006
Posts: 868
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This ebay listing I found on another forum just now made me chuckle....
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beejaybee
Marvin
Reged: 18/07/2007
Posts: 4976
Loc: Really Here In Name Only
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It's hugely overpriced - & we've already paid several billion pounds
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Fen
BAD WOLF
Reged: 12/03/2002
Posts: 20926
Loc: Currently Unknown!
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Quote:
This ebay listing I found on another forum just now made me chuckle....
That wouldn't be the one in the Corner would it?
-------------------- Fen .......... My Galleries - My Blog - My Flickr
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sjaszczak
A Real Gentleman
Reged: 08/06/2005
Posts: 1122
Loc: York
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Quote:
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This ebay listing I found on another forum just now made me chuckle....
That wouldn't be the one in the Corner would it?
D'oh, I was too slow..it's been removed now. What was it?
-------------------- Steve
My Flickr
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beejaybee
Marvin
Reged: 18/07/2007
Posts: 4976
Loc: Really Here In Name Only
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What was it?
Iceland, for USD 10 million. Lock, stock, barrel & fishing rights.
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Still_Togging_Along
member
Reged: 24/09/2008
Posts: 117
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I was under the impressing that American 'Bankers' (Though that word might be taken to mean something else!) are in fact a bunch of Cowboys ...
-------------------- 40+ years of togging, but still learning!
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TH-Photos
Reged: 01/10/2002
Posts: 4159
Loc: Manchester UK
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The Bank of Australia has gone under.
-------------------- Ted NRIPN
My Blog: http://tedspics.wordpress.com/ Updated 27/8/07
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Monobod
'Phantom' of the forum!
Reged: 03/04/2003
Posts: 5991
Loc: Just West of Norwich, Norfolk
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The Moscow state bank has gone into liquidation..........
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Bawbee
Out on a whim
Reged: 06/05/2000
Posts: 7064
Loc: Dundee, Scotland, UK
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Quote:
The Moscow state bank has gone into liquidation......
Vodka?
-------------------- Bawbee BSRIPN
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."
Bawbee Louis Stevenson 1850-1894
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