Dorset_Mike
Gadget Man
Reged: 11/05/2006
Posts: 1848
Loc: Poole, Dorset.
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of
Arizona when her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her
a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the
Indian would let out a'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it
echoed from them surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local
service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and
rode off.
'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?'asked the service-station attendant. 'Nothing,'the woman answered.
'I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall
off.'
'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles.
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Cheers, MIKE 
 
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TH-Photos
Reged: 01/10/2002
Posts: 4161
Loc: Manchester UK
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Profound Comments
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Ted NRIPN
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Dorset_Mike
Gadget Man
Reged: 11/05/2006
Posts: 1848
Loc: Poole, Dorset.
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11. Someone stole the loo from the cop shop, the police have nothing to go on
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Cheers, MIKE
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spinno
Curmudgeonly Fellow
Reged: 07/02/2007
Posts: 3314
Loc: Meat and Fish
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12. A hole suddenly appeared this afternoon on the M1. Ploice are looking into it
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David
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Nod
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 08/04/2006
Posts: 4334
Loc: Devon, UK.
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3. (Ruder version) She was a distiller so she made me liquor all night long.
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MATWSIJ.....
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Ian_A
Avocadopearaphobe
Reged: 02/09/2002
Posts: 7897
Loc: Horwich UK
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I have nothing to contribute to this thread - other than that the forum seems to have suddenly speeded-up, so I'm getting some posts in while I can ... 
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Aliera
Reged: 03/08/2003
Posts: 2303
Loc: Mitcham, Surrey
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...You do understand these will be circulated.... 
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Aliera CRIPN  
One Nikon only leads to another...
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