Burgy
(Grateful not to have one)
29/02/2008 01:38
Liar Liar pants on Fire

Was he using petroleum jelly as a lubricant?

See Here


Garry McNamara
(Snr Tutor/Bongo Banjo)
29/02/2008 09:15
Re: Liar Liar pants on Fire

Perhaps it was an electrical fire...

SMIDSY


SqueamishOssifrage
(veteran)
29/02/2008 09:17
Re: Liar Liar pants on Fire

Sounds more likely to have been caused by flatulence after a vindaloo, to me.

Gordon_McGeachie
(Joke Historian)
29/02/2008 11:08
Re: Liar Liar pants on Fire

Quote:

Was he using petroleum jelly as a lubricant?

See Here




I have sent that link to Adrian Chiles at the One show on BBC seeing as though he is going to do a long cycle ride soon.


Footloose
(Carpal \'Tunnel)
29/02/2008 11:50
Re: Liar Liar pants on Fire

There have certainly been textiles manufactured in the past which were prone to catching fire, and some it is reckoned, have been the underlying cause of things like 'Spontaneous Human Combustion' reported in France well over a century ago.

These incidents involved usually wealthy people 'Igniting' and as a consequence of their death, relatives getting their claws on their money. The cause, was an early nitro-cellulose based fabric, which was highly flammable ... The relatives would give clothes made of this material to their victims and then by various devious means, ensured a spark off an open fire, someone smoking a pipe or cigarette, came into contact with the material. Eventually the cause was uncovered and the fabric was banned.


Paul_R
(Pooh-Bah)
29/02/2008 18:55
Re: Liar Liar pants on Fire

Quote:

Was he using petroleum jelly as a lubricant?

See Here




Great balls of fire!



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