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Sorry... it's a verse from a rugby song, sung to the tune of "My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean":

My aunt's got a teashop at Horsham,
It's known as a hotbed of sin.
They call it the horshop at Teasham,
My god how the money rolls in.

Ever since I first heard that, I've seen Horsham's teashops in a new light.

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LOL
Never heard that one before!!! Mind you, we have a pub called the Boars Head, and the clientel when it first opned got it the spoonerised nickname 'The Hoars Bed'