Perhaps if the Eucharist were sliced sausage rolls and gravy there'd be more takers.
Huzzah & hurrah! Congratulations! ;)
With so many cues it'd be offensive not to repost Steve Hughes...
Could be many things, but what the last three posts aren't is welcoming.
Remind the 'manager' where their salary (and accommodation?) comes from.
Separate names with a comma.